 07-26-2006, 12:35 AM | #24 |
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender:  Posts: 6,522 Thanks: 1,100 Thanked 1,146 Times in 508 Posts Points: 45,887.89 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 45,887.90 | Quote: I ran out in the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Waving my arms all around and just running, running, running like a constipated wiener dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me
She said "Hey...you got weasels on your face." | -Dylan |
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