| Guard #1: Oh great Higginbotham, what wisdom do you bring upon us mortals?
Higginbotham: Mortals?
Guard #1: Yeah, you're a ghost, correct?
(Higginbotham hesitates)
Guard #2: Nice to see you alive and well.
Higginbotham: Yes, thank you very much!
Guard #2: Goodness, you said that in a hurry!
Guard #1: You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself, Willy.
Higginbotham: Silence! The name is Mr. Higginbotham to the rest of you. Now take me to Miyamoto or else.
Guard #1: Whatever you say, Chilly Willy.
(Guard #1 gets HACKed)
Guard #2: Yuri!
(Yuji Naka's automobile slams automobile into Higginbotham)
Naka: I heard your call for help as I was looking for a parking space.
Guard #2: Thanks Naka-san, even though I was yelling the name of my best friend in outrage of his sudden demise.
(Higginboth comes around)
Higginbotham: Who...who the HACK are you?
Naka: I'm Yuji Naka of the Sonic Team and former rival of the great Shigeru Miyamoto.
Higginbotham: I must speak to Shiggy!
Naka: Shigeru is busy, sir.
Higginbotham: Don't lie or you'll get HACKed!
Naka: He's in Wii-related negotiations with my hedgehog.
Higginbotham: I said don't lie!
(Gets his HACK ready)
Naka: "Gets his HACK ready"?
Narrator: That's what I said.
Guard #2: Uh-huh, the narrator is always right.
Higginbotham: You heard the disembodied narrator, prepare for the HACK!
Naka: I don't understand this "HACK," but I'll check with Miyamoto-san via my cellular phone. Do you have one Yen?
Higginbotham: Sure, come to me Paulie! Arrive to me, Paulie!
(Guard #2 snickers before using Magikoopa wand on Naka and himself to reappear in Miyamoto's office)
Higginbotham: Paulie, want me to pull a cracker for you?
(Higginbotham notices Guard #2 and Naka are gone)
Higginbotham: After them Paulie! Paulie!
To be continued...
Next Time on the New Life and Adventures of Miyamoto...
Miyamoto: Iwata-san, Sonic the Hedgehog has been captured!
Iwata: My goodness, we must summon your greatest character!
Miyamoto: Captured as well, sir.
Iwata: They've captured Popeye the Sailor too? |