| It was about to be night time and as the final rays of the sun’s light became swallowed in the enveloping darkness, a strong breeze began to blow through the air. A strange chill of death permeated the surrounding area as the dark Vampire raised from his grave. The clumps of earth fell from his body as he emerged with a terrible countenance painted across his face. His eyes of insidious evil had fixed their preternatural gaze up on the one known as Ultimate Ganon. This weak and pathetic fool stood upright as if to present himself an actual warrior worthy of dealing the cold hand of death to the various other members of this world.
But as the spirit of vengeance saw it, Ultimate Ganon was the one who deserved death above all the others. So the pale white skin of the vampire made a slight trail in the air as Joker tore through the skies flying at full speed towards the unsuspecting idiot. Seconds before coming into contact with the enemy, Joker unsheathed his favorite sword from its scabbard and held it out like a scythe. All Ultimate Ganon felt was the passing wind rush by him, it wasn’t until he blinked and noticed a tall albino looking man standing in front of him that he could sense something was terribly wrong. Slowly UG tilted his head down toward his midsection and saw the embedded hilt of a sword ran right through him. As if both bewildered and shocked from the surging pain that rushed to his brain and synapses, he could only mutter a half audible response and gave the stupidest look as Joker smiled an evil grin and pulled the blade straight out. Before the lips from his wounds could close together from the release of the steel blade, Joker’s left hand shot right into the open wound and dug deep into the Ultimate Ganon’s intestines. The all too familiar squish of soft tissue and fatty globs of muscle found their way into the Vampire’s granite like grip. And with one quick tug, Joker had ripped free the large intestines from the idiot fool and hastily wrapped the elongated organ around the still surprised and conscious Ganon.
As Ultimate Ganon began to choke from the matted flesh being wrapped around his neck he watched in horror as Joker hoisted him up high into the air by the end piece of his intestine. Floating to the nearest tree, Joker took his sword and nailed the end of the bleeding organ to the highest branch he could find. There like a poor, poor fool, Ultimate Ganon hung like a captured and convicted pirate, hung by his own intestine and with a look of stupidity that would be eternally etched into his face. |