| *loud applause, followed by a deafening silence*
Avatars... they're what we imagine other members look like, unless they post their picture in the Relationships forum... Tonights nominees have risen above and beyond the standard avatars that most of us choose to display, inspiring creativity and competitive spirit in the rest of us to step our avatar game up.
And the nominees are:
*cue to giant screen behind podium displaying avatars*
Joker
Bender
Marmite Man
Boos
*camera cue back to Malik standing at podium*
And the winner is....
*Malik begins to rip open envelope*
*Malik cuts himself on envelope*
*Malik runs home to get a bandage for cut*
*Malik gets hit by a car*
*Malik gets surgery at the hospital*
*Malik is discharged*
*Malik runs back to award ceremony*
*Malik finishes opening envelope*
... MARMITE MAN!!!!!
*loud applause is heard from audience as spotlight searches for award recipient to step forth* |