| Borfus the she-ogre. Page 15. Read the bio.
Borfus entered the tavern, seeing only two people inside. This would never do. She walked up to the alchemist who was watching tv, and said, "WHY AIN'T YOU DRINKING! C'MON, BEER, BEER, BEEEEEER!" She said, to the dismay of the concentrating alchemy genius. She walked up to the newspaper obsessed snake-type-thing-creature and looked at the paper. Giberdigook to Borfus. She ordered three beers, placed one in front of the other two, respectively, then drank hers in one hearty gulp.
Behind her a man walked in. She saw this masked terror and said, "Want a beer?" |