| Alex slowly walked down the stairs carrying Fang's body on his shoulders.
Alex: I need Vodka...and lots of it.
Bartender: Why so much?
Alex: I gotta drug this guy so much he'll forget why he's after me. It took forever to beat this guy down.
Bartender: Well that explains the blood dripping out of his head.
The bartender gives Alex 5 bottles of Vodka.
Bartender: Will that be enough?
Alex: Hopefully.
Alex forces the unconcious Fang to drink the Vodka. Meanwhile, everyone looks at them as if something went on in that room. Alex felt this stare.
Alex: Nothing went on up there.
Tazy: Why exactly was he chasing you?
Alex: I made a bet with him I was sure I would win. Against all odds...I sorta lost. I didn't have the money to pay for it so I kicked him in the nads and ran.
Fang was beginning to wake up.
Fang: Uhg...what the hell?
Alex: *thinking* Damn it. It didn't work. Time for Plan-B. *speaking* Hey...Fang...I uh...got your money.
Fang: Where am I? Huh? YOU!!!
Alex holds out the money he owes Fang.
Fang: Oh. Well...ok. I...guess that's it then. I'll be seeing ya.
Fang leaves. Everyone looks confused.
Bartender: I thought you said you didn't have the money.
Alex: I robbed him in the room. Now where's the rest of that Vodka?
Alex take the Vodka and sits in front of the TV. Borfus seems somewhat pleased that Alex is drinking real alcohol now. |