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**Booyakasha** · 04-19-2005, 08:03 PM

Grammatical nit-pickers shampoo my crotch.

Sheik is clearly a woman. Here's all the evidence I've compiled insofar--
1. Look at Sheik. If that's a man, it's a sissy-boy, limp-wristed, womanly figure of a man.
2. Men don't play the friggin' harp. (Unless they're Harpo Marx. Which the vast majority of men aren't.)
3. Men don't faff around and talk in poncey metaphors. Whenever we see Sheik, she's going on about love and friendship and sissy crap; if Sheik were a man, he'd just show up and say, 'Hey, Link. Here's how to get in the temple. You see the Packers game last week? Man, Favre should just retire already; he's throwin' pumpkins out there.' (Or something similar.)
4. Sheik has a girly voice. We hear it every time she throws her magic doohickey and disappears. (Oh, and speaking of which, Sheik throws like a girl.)

[ April 19, 2005, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu ]

04-19-2005, 08:03 PM	#21
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,921 Thanks: 78 Thanked 382 Times in 241 Posts Points: 12,535.00 Bank: 28,896.88 Total Points: 41,431.88 Donate	Grammatical nit-pickers shampoo my crotch. Sheik is clearly a woman. Here's all the evidence I've compiled insofar-- 1. Look at Sheik. If that's a man, it's a sissy-boy, limp-wristed, womanly figure of a man. 2. Men don't play the friggin' harp. (Unless they're Harpo Marx. Which the vast majority of men aren't.) 3. Men don't faff around and talk in poncey metaphors. Whenever we see Sheik, she's going on about love and friendship and sissy crap; if Sheik were a man, he'd just show up and say, 'Hey, Link. Here's how to get in the temple. You see the Packers game last week? Man, Favre should just retire already; he's throwin' pumpkins out there.' (Or something similar.) 4. Sheik has a girly voice. We hear it every time she throws her magic doohickey and disappears. (Oh, and speaking of which, Sheik throws like a girl.) [ April 19, 2005, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu ]