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Originally posted by Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu:
2. Men don't play the friggin' harp. (Unless they're Harpo Marx. Which the vast majority of men aren't.)
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A guitar would be kinda hard to lug around. Besides, Link is basically playing a flute and we all KNOW what kind of guys play flute (or at least I know).
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| 3. Men don't faff around and talk in poncey metaphors. Whenever we see Sheik, she's going on about love and friendship and sissy crap; if Sheik were a man, he'd just show up and say, 'Hey, Link. Here's how to get in the temple. You see the Packers game last week? Man, Favre should just retire already; he's throwin' pumpkins out there.' (Or something similar.) |
This is kinda true, girls like to screw around with a guy's mind until he wants to shoot something...not something a guy would really do. Although, I think that if Sheik were a man, he wouldn't even show up at the temple because he'd have gotten lost on the way there, given up, and gone home to eat a burger.
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| 4. Sheik has a girly voice. We hear it every time she throws her magic doohickey and disappears. (Oh, and speaking of which, Sheik throws like a girl.) |
I know a lot of guys who throw like girls. And not all of them are gay.
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[ April 20, 2005, 01:11 AM: Message edited by: The Missing Link ]