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Originally posted by Halan:
A guitar would be kinda hard to lug around. Besides, Link is basically playing a flute and we all KNOW what kind of guys play flute (or at least I know). |
Yeah, but Link makes up for his flute-playing by being hard overall. I like to read books; I make up for this effeminate activity by head-butting people, drinking lots of tequila, listening to hard rock, and watching violent movies and sports.
Oh, and I don't see why Sheik couldn't carry a guitar around. Heck, she could even use it as a weapon in a pinch (like El Kabong).
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| Although, I think that if Sheik were a man, he wouldn't even show up at the temple because he'd have gotten lost on the way there, given up, and gone home to eat a burger. |
It's a scientific fact that men only get lost when their old ladies are making them go some place they don't want to go. No man has ever gotten lost on his way to a bar or a stadium.
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| I know a lot of guys who throw like girls. And not all of them are gay. |
I do, too. Hippies and lamers, mostly.