| yeah, that's what every baby thinks when they enter the new world.
10. Mar魯n-Gotta catch-a-them all! Little Mario's of different sizes, color and cuteness run around. Catch them, train them, and have them beat each other up! More fun then an italian restaurant! Its fun to make fun of Pok魯n. ( it sure is, just not metroid.)
9. Mario Solitare-Just like Solitare, but with Mario. Its fun to play a stupid card game by yourself on a huge expencive video game system. ( i like solitare.)
8. The Lack of Ideas Game-The entire game is just a huge picture of Mario's head. If you sit and stare at it long enough he says random phrases such as "Duh" and "Don't you have-a life?" Its fun to not have a life. ( it sure is)
7. Dr. Bowser-Like Dr. Mario, but instead of killing viruses (or is that viri?) you spread them! Infect the entire Mushroom Kingdom with the flu and you win! Puzzle fun for the whole family! Its fun to cause trouble. ( ooooooooooooohhhhhh)
6. Super Mario Bros 4.-See, in this game, Bowser kidnaps the Princess and Mario has to save her...its been done? Oh well. Its fun to not have originality.
( Boring)
5. Revenge of the NCs-Like my previous idea in another list. A whole bunch of Neglected Characters goes out and beat Mario to a bloody pulp. Its fun to be Neglected. Well, maybe not that much fun... ( Yay! Deathrays!)
4. The Stupidest Game Ever Made-Also known as the Secret of Mana. But I'm sure Nintendo can turn it into a Mario game. Why...that I don't know. Its fun to copy games. Even bad games. ( heheh, Mana)
3. Mario Duz Englitch-An educational game for the learning impaired. Its fun to learn. Right? RIGHT??? RIGH...nevermind. ( Since when would Mario teach English? He's a freakin' Italian!)
2. The King Bowser Game-try to take over the Mushroom Kingdom by killing those lowsey plumbers with your pathetic Koopa Troop! Its fun to be the bad guy. ( Been there, done that)
1. Super Luigi Bros.-Ya right. Never happen. Its fun to get your hopes up. ( It could happen) |