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Kain Highwind · 09-17-2006, 08:13 AM

I WANT SOME MONEY, DAMMIT.

I remember when I first turned 18, I got me a lottery ticket. Was I going to win? NO! OLD MAN FART DID! Man, he looked like he could had died on the spot, and all of his snotty little kids would get the money. I don't believe in luck, but I had bad luck that day.

I ALMOST WON. I NEEDED THAT 5TH NUMBER.

09-17-2006, 08:13 AM	#1
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,792 Thanks: 127 Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts Points: 7,979.86 Bank: 49,043.61 Total Points: 57,023.48 Donate	Why do the old people always win the lottery? I WANT SOME MONEY, DAMMIT. I remember when I first turned 18, I got me a lottery ticket. Was I going to win? NO! OLD MAN FART DID! Man, he looked like he could had died on the spot, and all of his snotty little kids would get the money. I don't believe in luck, but I had bad luck that day. I ALMOST WON. I NEEDED THAT 5TH NUMBER.