| On the 22nd day of Christmas Bob Dole gave to me:
22 Spinning Turd Aliens
21 Old crunchy nut cereal boxes
20 Shyguys
19 copies of Gigli
18 bottles of Dr. Pepper
17 Grammar Jews
16 Headbang grinnies
15 ?s
14 Banana Peels
13 IDIOTS
12 baracudas
11 grinnies
10 issues of Playboy with all articles and no pictures
9 crushed soda cans
8 st00pid n00bs
7 Denver mint pennies
6 WTFs
5 High fives
4 Golden dead hobos
3 Dead Hobos
2 Bags of kibbles
and some bacon on an old shoe. |