Evolution Worlds
Today,were gonna review the most crappiest rpg ever:Evolution Worlds.EW is the sequel's sequel to the most pointless game on Dreamcast,Evolution.Almost everything made up in about 60 seconds.
First,let's look at the characters.There's a midgit looking guy with a thingie on his back,a Blonde haired B**** that's very tall(Or at least with those sandals on),A butler looking dude that never opens his eyes,a bluey,lasery woman,and a counterpart to that midgit guy.
Now,let's look at the story,It's about the 5 characters trying to save the world from monsters?WTF?What are they smoking?Iv'e seen tons of stupid stories like that,but so far,this is the worst.
Graphics:Hmm..........I don't know,they stupid!Even Loz:WW's grphics are better than this and so far those graphics suck @$$.
Music:Never played it,never heard it,never will.
Controls:Why should I explain?It's the same old crappy battle system that gets old pretty darn quick.You know the drill.Attack,get hit,repeat until somebody dies.
And for the last part,let's look at one of the chapters in this pos game.Let's see,hmm........It says here that Linear,the B****,gets kidnapped by a armyish looking guy and the midgit guy won't stand for this,so he goes,and fights a tank?OMGWTF?They are on drugs!there's probably no way for them to beat a tank!Unless,of course,if that Gre-nade guy takes a grenade from up his @$$ and blows up the entire world.
Fun factor:I doubt that you'll find yourself playing it.And I also doubt that you'll be playing it at all!
Conclusion:Hey!I better not see you pop this in to you Gamecube!I'm watching you!If I see it in there,I'll burn it to pieces.Don't slide it back in there!If I see any gamecubes with an EW gamedisk,I'll burn it to pieces.But I'll have to run quickly away from the police!
This game is a pos.Don't you dare buy it,rent it,heck,don't look in it's direction at all!
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