| Originally Posted by Metal Man I see Saeed... and just seeing him makes me so angry I turn red. I walk up to him, and then, in Marvel vs. Capcom style, time itself stops. Then, as he is frozen still, I rapidly punch his face, smashing his vile visage into pieces.
Then I raise a fist, shout "ULTIMATE SAEED KILLER" in Japanese, and ala the Proton Cannon, a gigantic cannon appears on my shoulders. I fire it, and Saeed is hit by a Michael Jackson CD, an N64, thirteen copies of War and Peace, a cell phone, and an exploding wombat. Then my right fist glows as Saeed is telekinetically picked up and slammed to my left and right repeatedly, so much he flies through the ground and is now orbiting me in a circle at high speeds.
He orbits me at even increasing speeds, until he hits light speed and is incincerated. Then I take the ashes, revive them, and then go back in time and send Saeed's living self into the burning ashes of himself prior. I loop this 15 times, and then I fly behind the moon and crash it into the ring of infinitely self-killing Saeeds.
Then I power up even more and yell 'ARMAGEDDON!!!' and summon all the attacks ever made by every fighter in existance to shred the bits of Saeed, the moon, and Earth into tiny pieces. Then I summon the Space Colony Ark and have it shoot the debris with its Eclipse cannon 10-20 times.
Finally, I use immense gravity to compact the rubble into pieces, about the size of a soccer ball, and launch it into the sun, which supernovas. I crash all the planets into it, and then crush the entire universe into there, upon which I then launch dark matter and comets into until it turns into a giant block of burning energy which collapses on itself, taking out 90% of the galaxy and shredding Saeed into molecular pieces, then teleporting his remains into another dimension which is made entirely out of acid. |