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Old 11-05-2006, 10:18 PM   #7
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Arrow Ooh, I have one.

A man walks into a bar with a dog. He orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Hey, we don't let dogs in here!"
The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog. According to the Americans With Disabilities Act, you have to allow him into your establishment."
The bartender gives him his drink, which he consumes.
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