Shine: 1. What, since when was Dr. Pepper the only soda allowed to have a PhD? Respect their edumacational hustle/gangsta!
2. Afro, all day. I always wanted one so I could sit there and pick my 'fro all day like my idol Ahmir "?uestlove" Thompson:

But my hair is stick straight, and I wouldn't look good with an afro, anyways.
3. Every time you swallow soda and pop rocks together, MTV sends Ashton Kutcher to your house to annoy you by incessantly screaming "Oh my god, you are SOOOO stupid!!!" and forcing you to watch reruns of Punk'd.
One more ?uestlove 'fro pic for good measure:
