| A.
"Ha! My posts were getting to inappropriate." Val cackled aloud before his flickering PC monitor.
Waluigi takes SMG out on a date. Thinking to himself, "Gee golly! I am going to hit a homer tonight!"
No, that would be too inappropriate.
"...I'm going to make it to third base!"
Hell no.
"...Second?"
Nope.
"...First?"
Fine, but no tongue.
Waluigi realizes this is going to be a totally appropriate first date. He quickly shouts...
A. "LOOK! A BIRD!" and then runs.
B. "I HAVE PROSTATE CANCER!" and runs.
C. "I'M A PLAYA!" and runs.
D. "I AM GRAVELY ILL!" and runs. And then dies. |