| "If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you'd need an egg calender. That's right. I went there."
~Stewie
"Yea, and God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac.' And Abraham said, 'I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check, check, Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here'"
~Stewie |