The menu:
Egg and bacon
Egg, sausage, and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon, and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage, and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage, and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon, and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Monray sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried egg on top of spam.