| Wait, Epic Movie is a sequel? I thought it was just a spoof.
Of course, we don't get any details about the original stuff too far before it comes out. Can you imagine that sell, especially considering how incompetent Hollywood marketing is? "Well, we've got this great flick coming out in November called Awesome Name; I know you've never heard of it, but that's because it's completely original. How would I describe it? Um, well, it's really good. I can't give away much of the plot because then no one will actually pay to see it, but it's really great. We can probably start giving you hints of it around July and actual details in September, but this is still January, so telling you anything like that now would make us even bigger idiots than that Hayfever kid says we are."
And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!" |