You are a... 
Never mind the 5-second rule -- you'll eat
anything off the sidewalk, anytime. Patient, social, and organized by nature, you once waited 54 hours in line for Springsteen tickets.
You can carry an object
five times your own weight, and thus are often called upon by friends who need to move pool tables and sectional sofas to new apartments.
Forget
Them, it's all about
you, baby.
