Well, what else did you expect? Well, they had to think it sometime. So, uh I'd like to talk relations, eh? *Crumples soda in hand* Ugh...so you're out for Peach, huh? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeep. I dunno Mario...who else do I got? There's Daisy... Well, Mario, Daisy is a very powerful woman... Y'know that's going to be so awesome in one particular department... You mean...erm...*shifty eyes* Yeah, she'll take your virginity, chew it up, and spit it out. Heh...now that I um...think about it...heh... Yeah...but not me...I'm all out for Peach. Hmm...why? See, Peach is 100% virgin, like...more virgin than you. Hey... See, Peach is a challenge when it comes to... Oh ho! I see your scheme. I wouldn't call it a "scheme"...it makes it sound dirty. Well it is... I know! I know! So uh...you read the Mushroom Times lately? |