| *Fireball hits Link and does nothing*
Link: Ha, Can't hit me with my Goron tunic!
Mario: Hm, what other tunics do you have?
Link: Well my Zora tunic lets me breathe underwater.
Mario: What, how can a tunic let you breathe underwater? That against the laws of physics! Mere fabric would have no possibility in extracting O2 from H2O! You would have to have some Oxygen tank with a mechanism to convert...
Luigi: *Head asplodes*
Link: Dude this is a video game.
Mario: This is a video game? You mean the meaning of our existance is to entertain people from a virtual world of pixels and polygons? AHHHHHH! *Head asplodes*
Link:....Yay, I win! |