I could not think of anywhere to put this other than the random forum or here. I flipped a coin and it rolled under the desk, so here is where it goes.
An excerpt from the Alphabet of Manliness 
Mis for METAL If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal. No other genre of music is in jeopardy of dying out because its fans keep getting killed at concerts. Decades ago, angry menstruating moms and fanatical Christian conservatives tried to get metal banned for being a bad influence in our youth. They claimed that metal caused harm to children and caused violent behavior in adolescents. Today we know for a fact, they were right.
From that opening paragraph, the chapter goes on to explain the proper form for head banging, the intracacies of the Mosh Pit, The Dos and Don'ts of Metal, and the Metal Effect.
Other Chapters include,
A*s Kicking
Beef Jerky
Chuck Norris
Road Rage
Taunting
Violence
Obedience Training
and
Urinal Etiquette