Okay, now that comic just ****ing went too far. That was really ****ing bad taste, man. Sure, you pushed it with the Knux jokes and all the goddamn trivialization of violence and sexuality (which, by the way, is what is destroying America and corrupting the minds of our youth), but that... abomination... All your evil, Satanic, communistic pinko comic does is slander the good name(s) of Captain Ricard Cthulhu van Namechange IV. Hey, Val, have you ever seen me ****ING SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO UN!? No? I didn't think so. This comic is a ****ing self-satirical load of garbage. The character you're poking fun at there - sadistically humiliating and degrading - isn't me. It's a creation of yours with a 'Captain Namechange' label hastily taped on. I would never, never say something so vile. Hey, what do you think all the little children who look up to me and watch my educational children's show will think - when they read Valigarmander's VGF Chicanery AND SEE THAT HE SAYS UN ISN'T THAT ****ING BAD!? You have committed a serious offense for this libelous, slanderous attack on my person. I am afraid that I will have no choice but to seek legal action if you do not immediately remove 'me' from your comic and any mention of 'me' from your SmackJeeves account. Have a nice day. |