| 1. Wear a shiny watch. Girls are magnetically attracted to shiny things.
2. Be confident. Don't let her run all over you.
3. Don't brag about your sexual prowess. If she's really worth it, she won't be turned on by it.
4. Things that come to you easily leave you just as easily.
5. Credit? Dead it. Don't trust no one on crack to pay their debt back.
6. Never get high off your own supply.
7. Don't underestimate the other guy's greed.
... wait, I think I got a bit off track with those last few... |