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Daos · 04-09-2007, 09:15 PM

1. Which of the following numbers is greatest?
D. The number of crappy FFVII spinoffs that'll be released by 2010
(By a long shot)

2. Square decided to make FFX-3: Pop Star Rikku. What do you do?
B. Find out what airplane is shipping the games here so you can shoot it down

3. Approximately how much money would be required to make Chrono Break?
D. Trick question: Square doesn't make Chrono games.

4. Which of these characters is most likely to appear in Kingdom Hearts 3?
D. An NPC from The Bouncer
(Square does not seem to remember what a Super Nintendo even is)

5. Why does Square want to save Sony from dying?
B. They're the only company in the world that feels bad for them and won't make games for the Wii

6. How do you support the creators of Final Fantasy?
A. Buy every Final Fantasy game that comes out, no matter how crappy.
(Unfortuantly)

7. Which of these games is Square most likely to make?
A. FFVII for the PS3
(Again, unfortuantly)

8. Which would be more unbearable? An FFVII remake or a game starring Rikku and Selphie? Explain.
That is a toughie actually. No comment.

9. What would you do to get Square to make Chrono games?
C. Kidnap Yoshinori Kitase and Akira Toriyama and put them in an undisclosed location where you brought Kato and Mitsuda to make them do it.

10. Why is FFVII inferior to FFVI?
C. Lifting houses is more impressive than lifting the Masamune

11. How many ports of the original Final Fantasy and FFII do we expect to see?
A. 4

12. You see a man walking down the street. He's cross-dressing and sounding like a little baby. How do you give him directions to Zanarkand?
Tie a chain around your ankles and jump in the ocean.

04-09-2007, 09:15 PM	#4
Daos Banned Forum Mod Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 5,102 Thanks: 64 Thanked 142 Times in 104 Posts Points: 36,443.09 Bank: 405,709.13 Total Points: 442,152.22 Donate	1. Which of the following numbers is greatest? D. The number of crappy FFVII spinoffs that'll be released by 2010 (By a long shot) 2. Square decided to make FFX-3: Pop Star Rikku. What do you do? B. Find out what airplane is shipping the games here so you can shoot it down 3. Approximately how much money would be required to make Chrono Break? D. Trick question: Square doesn't make Chrono games. 4. Which of these characters is most likely to appear in Kingdom Hearts 3? D. An NPC from The Bouncer (Square does not seem to remember what a Super Nintendo even is) 5. Why does Square want to save Sony from dying? B. They're the only company in the world that feels bad for them and won't make games for the Wii 6. How do you support the creators of Final Fantasy? A. Buy every Final Fantasy game that comes out, no matter how crappy. (Unfortuantly) 7. Which of these games is Square most likely to make? A. FFVII for the PS3 (Again, unfortuantly) 8. Which would be more unbearable? An FFVII remake or a game starring Rikku and Selphie? Explain. That is a toughie actually. No comment. 9. What would you do to get Square to make Chrono games? C. Kidnap Yoshinori Kitase and Akira Toriyama and put them in an undisclosed location where you brought Kato and Mitsuda to make them do it. 10. Why is FFVII inferior to FFVI? C. Lifting houses is more impressive than lifting the Masamune 11. How many ports of the original Final Fantasy and FFII do we expect to see? A. 4 12. You see a man walking down the street. He's cross-dressing and sounding like a little baby. How do you give him directions to Zanarkand? Tie a chain around your ankles and jump in the ocean. __________________ I am terror, I am Daos.