Captain's Log: Year 2835 of the Cosmic Calendar, July 9
I have returned from my mission out in deep space. The mission was entitled Zero Mission by the folks at HQ because it was my thirty-fifth mission but just so happened to be so damn identical to my first ever mission that they thought it would be be apropos to the situation.
Okay, sorry, I just had to get my kick in. Strike that from the log. The mission was properly entitled Thirty-Four Mission (since the counting is zero-based, of course).
The Grepher Cube remains, but battlestations from all over the galaxy have come into our quadrant to destroy it. The Wikipedia Alliance has joined with the forces of the VGF Quadrant, and so far our attacks have made significant success. His recent escapades, from the reports of other officers, have listed that he tried to replicate himself through a wormhole in hyperspace in order to achieve his conquest of the system, but in doing so, the process backfired, and half of his ship exploded drastically in a magnificent explosion. I wish I had been there to see it.
Anyways, the Cube is now at half power; however, it shows no signs of fading. Chief Science Officer Malcom has ran a diagnostic of the Cube's inhabitants. It seems that there is only one entity aboard the ship, or at least only a single consciousness, and it shows no mental alteration despite this interspatial mishap. Chief Science Officer Malcom has concluded that the Grepher Cube consciousness is insusceptible to pain and deterioration, that despite grave losses to its crew and its faulty proof engines, it still maintains its single collective thought to conquer the world despite the fact that it has rendered itself incapable of doing that.
Malcolm says this is amazing. I say it's utter foolishness.
Captain Link of
The Golden Spirit, out.
*** END LOG ***
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