| Look kid, I realize that whatever learning disability you have makes Carnage the top flight villain in the history of super heros or whatever, but it doesn't escape the simple fact that you're wrong on far too many levels.
First, you haven't responded to a single reason as to why Carnage is not good. Instead, you claim "Depth" through his generic background story that was created by combining the personal backgrounds and histories of serial killers.
Second, even going at your post on full value, you have failed to show why Carnage is better than some generic killer they'd do as a one-shot. OH NOES HE HAS A SYMBIOTES SUIT. Again, he's Venom without any depth, plot, or compelling stories. The only conflict between Parker and Carnage is that "Parker is good and doesn't like Carnage randomly murdering people."
Third, just reading your post, I can already tell you're the type of halfbaked imbecile that loved Aliens vs. Predator. Yeah, blood and violence isn't cool, especially without substance. If you want that, park your ass into a bad horror movie, because that's all Carnage is.
Carnage brings 0 substance. Let's look at the Maximum Carnage crossover...the pinnacle of Carnage's existance. The series was like a dozen issues of contrived, half-thought, style-over-substance garbage. You mean to tell me that Carnage and a collection of C rate villains are going to wreck havoc and stomp all over a massive cross-section of heros, including Spiderman, half the avengers, and a herd of powerful minor heros? You're out of your box. Even then, in a full-fledged crossover, Carnage still failed to give any sembalence of a deep, coherant, anything more than "kill everything for no reason" garbage. Carnage is a poorly written, contrived, reactionary character created in response to Image/McFarlane putting blood, tits, and over the top violence in every panel. You lose any nerd street cred you have if you think Carnage is awesome.
Fourth: Norman (and Harry) may set off Parker's spider-sense, yet they still did far more damage to Parker than Venom or Carnage ever managed to. |