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Gumby, dammit · 05-23-2004, 09:18 PM

This is like the Worst Reviews,but with movies. Credit to Motley Crue for starting the original Worst Reviews.

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LOTR: Fellowship of the ring

I watched this movie 'cause the book was like a thousand billion pages,and BOY did this movie suck hard!
This group of hobos with no shoes want to kill some bad guy and destroy a ring with some writing on it. I dunno what the ring is for,because I couldn't stay awake for the first 5 minutes. Why? No one was shot,decapitated,or stabbed. All it ended up to be was a buncha talking with a midget and a Santa Clause rip off.
Overall,this movie SUCKS! You'll be better off stabbing your eyes than watching this piece of poop.

05-23-2004, 09:18 PM	#1
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 16,334.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 16,968.96 Donate	This is like the Worst Reviews,but with movies. Credit to Motley Crue for starting the original Worst Reviews. The scoring system is the same as The Worst Reviews . LOTR: Fellowship of the ring I watched this movie 'cause the book was like a thousand billion pages,and BOY did this movie suck hard! This group of hobos with no shoes want to kill some bad guy and destroy a ring with some writing on it. I dunno what the ring is for,because I couldn't stay awake for the first 5 minutes. Why? No one was shot,decapitated,or stabbed. All it ended up to be was a buncha talking with a midget and a Santa Clause rip off. Overall,this movie SUCKS! You'll be better off stabbing your eyes than watching this piece of poop.