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GORE-ILLA · 05-22-2004, 10:17 AM

VGF Member OG Special Edition:
Chapter Five: “Raid on Lupus” by GORE-ILLA, based on chapters written by Lupus, Fusion, SwordMaster, and GORE-ILLA.

Scene One: Common Prints

When we last left our heroes, Yami Yoshi had been kidnapped by Lupus the Turk, and now only GORE-ILLA the cyborg and Fusion the godmodder to save him! Let’s see how that’s doing!

GORE-ILLA walked out the back door of the warehouse followed by Fusion. They saw a small track of footprints leading straight off the road and into a forest. GORE examined the footprint and concluded, “Yep, these footprints are definitely Lupus’s!”

Fusion inquired, “Damn, does EVERYONE around here know this guy’s prints?”

An old man treaded by, looked down at the footprints and said, “Ah, Sir Lupus. Haven’t seen him since that time back in ‘Nam.” The old man then walked away nonchalantly.

“Whatever, let’s move on,” Fusion said as he dashed off into the forest.

"Hey, wait for me!" GORE yelled as he jogged after the hothead. He then resorted ro his gorilla instincts as he jumped from treetop to treetop in pursuit of Fusion.

Scene Two: Lupus is up to something.

Elsewhere, at Lupus's EVIL Lair of clichéd doom, Lupus pulled Yami Yoshi through a corridor by his arm. He then flung the dinosaur into an open cell, which was then sealed off by iron bars. Lupus taunted, “That'll teach you for opposing my Sheiter plans!!”

Yami pleaded, “But I didn't do anything apart from wanting to make a Cheesecake!!”

Lupus shouted, “SILENCE! Now that you are imprisoned in this easily escapable prison cell, I will now turn my attention to the control panel so you can escape. So there!” Lupus then turned his attention to the control panel as promised and something on the radar caught his eye. “So it looks like some unexpected guests are approaching our forest perimeter. They will be taken care of in time.” Lupus concluded by pressing a red button.

Scene Three: Crash Course Coconut
GORE continued swinging through the forest and yelling, “Fusion! Fusion! Get over here!” GORE-ILLA was suddenly blasted back by a beam of dark energy. He looked up to see several floating probe droids with the TWIFATIT insignia on them. They immediately fired laser beams at GORE. The gorilla screamed in pain as he was torched by the multiple lasers. GORE reached around for something and found a coconut.

The five droids had now finished their first round of lasers and were now charging up another round. GORE tossed the coconut. It bounced between all the druids with the force of a hammer, demolishing all of them. GORE-ILLA then continued his search.

Scene Four: Fusion’s Confuzzlement

Fusion jetted through the forest, drawing closer and closer to the large mountain. Suddenly, something large slammed into his ribs at amazing speed. Fusion saw a giant robot facing him. It had a tv screen with Lupus’s face on it. The fiend spoke, “Hello, Fusion. How do you like my new juggernaut-class Gladiator Destruction Bot Version 5.2? Surely your nose cannot hold its capacity.” Fusion looked at the screen in confusion and recieved a powerful uppercut from the giant Gladiator.

Fusion limped back as Lupus continued, “So the sock is unable to complete its tax refund? Then it cannot operate machinery ever again.” Once again Fusion was distracted by trying to decipher Lupus’s words and got sucker punched in the face by the giant.

Fusion still looked down at the tv screen after his following macaroni speech as the juggernaut prepared its finishing attack. As it was about to complete its attack, a figure ran between the two fighters and shoved his sword into the robot’s chest, destroying the screen.

The Gladiator reeled back in pain. Fusion dashed towards it and delivered one super powered punch, causing the robot to completely explode. Fusion then looked over at the man and asked, “Who the hell are you?”

The man raised his sword in the air and announced, “Why I am…” The background became several flashing colors as a glint appeared on the man’s sword. “SwordMaster, Defender of Cheesecake!” A small fanfare played before the background returned to normal. “I wish to join you on your quest.”

“Alright,” Fusion agreed.

But before another word could be said, the gates to a small village near the mountain busted open. Exactly nine hundred and ninety-nine gorillas stampeded out to greet the intruders, stopping just before SwordMaster and Fusion.

They all had numbered nametags, and the leader’s reading “508”. Gorilla 508 challenged, “Surrender now, fools, to the Gorilla Army of Sir Lupus the Turk of theTWIFATIT or prepare for immediate destruction.”

Fusion observed, “There are ninety-nine of you, but I see one gorilla with the nametag ‘1000’. Are you missing one troop?”

508 explained, “Yes we are, the renegade 117 has regrettably-“

“-Come to stop you!” another voice cried out. The group looked up and saw GORE-ILLA hanging from a vine above them.

“YOU!” 508 yelled. “YOU DARE TO RETURN HERE? ATTACK!!”

The gorillas were about to charge forwards when GORE held up a tiny crumb. He explained “See what Lupus has hidden from you?”

The other gorillas widened their eyes and exclaimed, “CHEESE! CAN IT BE???”

508 stared in astonishment. “Lupus t-told us that all cheese-related products were stolen by Yami Yoshi’s group of dancing savages! I’m… sorry, GORE.”

508 then lunged for the cheesecake crumb, but GORE yanked it out of the way and swallowed it whole. “Apology accepted.”

Scene Five: Yami Yoshi’s Great Escape

Yami Yoshi raised his fist in anger. “I have to escape from this hell hole!” Yami then walked out of the Easily Escapable Cell and continued, “Now to get revenge on Lupus! He will pay for disrespecting a Moderator!” He continued to stride down the dark corridor, decorated with paintings of random celebrities, and finally heard loud banging coming from the front door. “The hell?” he wondered as he unbarred the door.

The large door collapsed instantly. Fusion, GORE-ILLA, SwordMaster, and the entire Gorilla Army barged through the opening holding torches and pitchforks. “What’s going on?” Yami asked.

Fusion shouted, “We're going to kill Lupus!” The rest of the group shouted their approvals.

“Cool! Let's go!”

To Be Continued in Chapter 6: “Raid on Lupus” – The group is split up as they invade Lupus’s EVIL Mountain Lair of Clichéd Doom. Will they survive? Or will they, uh, not? Find out next time! I think.

05-22-2004, 10:17 AM	#5
GORE-ILLA Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The Aquatic Sea Monkey Fortress Posts: 1,809 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,259.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,759.00 Donate	VGF Member OG Special Edition: Chapter Five: “Raid on Lupus” by GORE-ILLA, based on chapters written by Lupus, Fusion, SwordMaster, and GORE-ILLA. Scene One: Common Prints When we last left our heroes, Yami Yoshi had been kidnapped by Lupus the Turk, and now only GORE-ILLA the cyborg and Fusion the godmodder to save him! Let’s see how that’s doing! GORE-ILLA walked out the back door of the warehouse followed by Fusion. They saw a small track of footprints leading straight off the road and into a forest. GORE examined the footprint and concluded, “Yep, these footprints are definitely Lupus’s!” Fusion inquired, “Damn, does EVERYONE around here know this guy’s prints?” An old man treaded by, looked down at the footprints and said, “Ah, Sir Lupus. Haven’t seen him since that time back in ‘Nam.” The old man then walked away nonchalantly. “Whatever, let’s move on,” Fusion said as he dashed off into the forest. "Hey, wait for me!" GORE yelled as he jogged after the hothead. He then resorted ro his gorilla instincts as he jumped from treetop to treetop in pursuit of Fusion. Scene Two: Lupus is up to something. Elsewhere, at Lupus's EVIL Lair of clichéd doom, Lupus pulled Yami Yoshi through a corridor by his arm. He then flung the dinosaur into an open cell, which was then sealed off by iron bars. Lupus taunted, “That'll teach you for opposing my Sheiter plans!!” Yami pleaded, “But I didn't do anything apart from wanting to make a Cheesecake!!” Lupus shouted, “SILENCE! Now that you are imprisoned in this easily escapable prison cell, I will now turn my attention to the control panel so you can escape. So there!” Lupus then turned his attention to the control panel as promised and something on the radar caught his eye. “So it looks like some unexpected guests are approaching our forest perimeter. They will be taken care of in time.” Lupus concluded by pressing a red button. Scene Three: Crash Course Coconut GORE continued swinging through the forest and yelling, “Fusion! Fusion! Get over here!” GORE-ILLA was suddenly blasted back by a beam of dark energy. He looked up to see several floating probe droids with the TWIFATIT insignia on them. They immediately fired laser beams at GORE. The gorilla screamed in pain as he was torched by the multiple lasers. GORE reached around for something and found a coconut. The five droids had now finished their first round of lasers and were now charging up another round. GORE tossed the coconut. It bounced between all the druids with the force of a hammer, demolishing all of them. GORE-ILLA then continued his search. Scene Four: Fusion’s Confuzzlement Fusion jetted through the forest, drawing closer and closer to the large mountain. Suddenly, something large slammed into his ribs at amazing speed. Fusion saw a giant robot facing him. It had a tv screen with Lupus’s face on it. The fiend spoke, “Hello, Fusion. How do you like my new juggernaut-class Gladiator Destruction Bot Version 5.2? Surely your nose cannot hold its capacity.” Fusion looked at the screen in confusion and recieved a powerful uppercut from the giant Gladiator. Fusion limped back as Lupus continued, “So the sock is unable to complete its tax refund? Then it cannot operate machinery ever again.” Once again Fusion was distracted by trying to decipher Lupus’s words and got sucker punched in the face by the giant. Fusion still looked down at the tv screen after his following macaroni speech as the juggernaut prepared its finishing attack. As it was about to complete its attack, a figure ran between the two fighters and shoved his sword into the robot’s chest, destroying the screen. The Gladiator reeled back in pain. Fusion dashed towards it and delivered one super powered punch, causing the robot to completely explode. Fusion then looked over at the man and asked, “Who the hell are you?” The man raised his sword in the air and announced, “Why I am…” The background became several flashing colors as a glint appeared on the man’s sword. “SwordMaster, Defender of Cheesecake!” A small fanfare played before the background returned to normal. “I wish to join you on your quest.” “Alright,” Fusion agreed. But before another word could be said, the gates to a small village near the mountain busted open. Exactly nine hundred and ninety-nine gorillas stampeded out to greet the intruders, stopping just before SwordMaster and Fusion. They all had numbered nametags, and the leader’s reading “508”. Gorilla 508 challenged, “Surrender now, fools, to the Gorilla Army of Sir Lupus the Turk of theTWIFATIT or prepare for immediate destruction.” Fusion observed, “There are ninety-nine of you, but I see one gorilla with the nametag ‘1000’. Are you missing one troop?” 508 explained, “Yes we are, the renegade 117 has regrettably-“ “-Come to stop you!” another voice cried out. The group looked up and saw GORE-ILLA hanging from a vine above them. “YOU!” 508 yelled. “YOU DARE TO RETURN HERE? ATTACK!!” The gorillas were about to charge forwards when GORE held up a tiny crumb. He explained “See what Lupus has hidden from you?” The other gorillas widened their eyes and exclaimed, “CHEESE! CAN IT BE???” 508 stared in astonishment. “Lupus t-told us that all cheese-related products were stolen by Yami Yoshi’s group of dancing savages! I’m… sorry, GORE.” 508 then lunged for the cheesecake crumb, but GORE yanked it out of the way and swallowed it whole. “Apology accepted.” Scene Five: Yami Yoshi’s Great Escape Yami Yoshi raised his fist in anger. “I have to escape from this hell hole!” Yami then walked out of the Easily Escapable Cell and continued, “Now to get revenge on Lupus! He will pay for disrespecting a Moderator!” He continued to stride down the dark corridor, decorated with paintings of random celebrities, and finally heard loud banging coming from the front door. “The hell?” he wondered as he unbarred the door. The large door collapsed instantly. Fusion, GORE-ILLA, SwordMaster, and the entire Gorilla Army barged through the opening holding torches and pitchforks. “What’s going on?” Yami asked. Fusion shouted, “We're going to kill Lupus!” The rest of the group shouted their approvals. “Cool! Let's go!” To Be Continued in Chapter 6: “Raid on Lupus” – The group is split up as they invade Lupus’s EVIL Mountain Lair of Clichéd Doom. Will they survive? Or will they, uh, not? Find out next time! I think.