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GORE-ILLA · 05-22-2004, 10:18 AM

VGF Member OG Special Edition:
Chapter Five: “Raid on Lupus” by GORE-ILLA, based on chapters written by Lupus, SwordMaster, and GORE-ILLA.

Scene One: An Intricate Plot… Ruined.

Koopa ran up to his master, who was seated at the Master Control Panel, and exclaimed, “Lupus! Yami Yoshi has escaped from the Easily Escapable Prison Cell. Also, SwordMaster, Fusion, GORE-ILLA, and about 999 gorillas are heading this way.”

Lupus smirked evilly. “Good. Everything's going according to plan!”

“It is?” Koopa questioned.

“Yes! I have set up automatic trip wires to the entrance to this citadel which they will unwittingly walk through and let the clamp release the springed shaft, which will then flick up and hit the marble along the pipe which will then fall through the hole, hitting the piece of metal's container which will spring it backwards and cause and short spark which will light the candle which in turn burns through a rope that holds a cage above the doorway-“

His explanation was immediately cut off by Koopa, “Ah, I see. So you're going to cage them!”

Lupus then continued, “No, by the time the cage has fallen, they would have already moved out of the doorway and towards me. This is where the ingenious bit comes in. There is a pressure plate in the doorway which only the weight of the cage can hold down, which will then send a micro signal through the computer monitor behind me, vibrating the vertical pan and sending a single blast of water at the sleeping fatcat to my left, which will wake up and run away, releasing the shift for a trapdoor which will drop our uninvited guests into a sewer infested with ill-tempered, mutated sea bass will laser beams that I stole off the set of Austin Powers. But that's not it! The entire room below us has TRAPPED AIR! Which means it will act as a tornado, sucking everything above it into its depths! HARHAHRHAHRHShasasd.”

Koopa stared in awe. “It's... it's... INGENIOUS!”

“Thank you Koopa.”

Suddenly Bowser, King Boo, and the Haunted Union Army (comprised of three nine year olds) charge into the room. Bowser yelled out in anger, “You killed Exodia! We will now kill you!”

However, their entrance caused the trap door to open. Bowser fell to his doom, while King Boo and his army were sucked up like water in a bathtub. Lupus commented, “That was… interesting.”

Yami Yoshi and his posse charged in, totally unaffected by the already used trap, and waved their weapons around threateningly. Yami yelled out in anger, “Hand over that Cheesecake Lupus! You'll never get away with the Cheesecake Ray!”

Lupus denied, “I'm not building a Cheesecake Ray.”

“You're not?” Yami Yoshi asked as the group lowered their weapons.

Lupus then leapt up and pulled a lever as he announced, “Yes, I am!! That was just a distraction attack! Face the X-Zone, mortals!” A giant portal then opened and sucked up Yami Yoshi, Fusion, GORE-ILLA, and the Gorilla Army.

“Hey, I’m here too!” SwordMaster announced.

“Oh yeah, I forgot about you.” Lupus remembered. The X-Zone sucks up SwordMaster too.

“Hold it, hold it! You can't just claim to have forgotten about me and then assume I've been sucked up AFTER the portal has closed! It's unlawful! It's preposterous! It's... cheap!”

“What's your point?”

“I challenge you to a duel.”

“No.”

“Wuss, are you?”

“No, I'm just too lazy to bother fighting you.”

“That's it!” SwordMaster then pulled out his concealed sword and attempted to stab Lupus, but his target dodged and his sword was lodged in the Control Panel instead.

Koopa shrieked in horror and jabbered, “YOU FOOL! YOU JUST ACTIVATED SIR LUPUS' SPACE LASER PROGRAM!!”

“It’s not a big deal, Koopa,” Lupus comforted his sidekick.

“It isn’t?” Koopa said disbelievingly.

Lupus suddenly shouted out, “DAMN RIGHT IT IS!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! NOOOOO!!!!”

Elsewhere in space, a huge laser turned around to face earth and began to glow red, charging up energy.

Scene Two: The X-Zone

Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Fusion, and the Gorilla Army floated around in the blank void which was the X-Zone. Gorilla 508, who had returned to his usual grumpiness, yelled out, “This is all your fault, GORE!”

Suddenly, GORE-ILLA began to speak and made a long speech about the importance of friendship and teamwork which was edited out of the final cut due to length, sappiness and budget restraints. He ended the monologue with “...So you see, only teamwork can get us out of this zone.”

Fusion blew his nose loudly and asked, “Alright, so what do we do?”

Silence overtook the 1002 prisoners for several moments until Yami Yoshi suggested, “Hey, how about Fusion concentrates all his energy on Lupus’s mountain. If you focus enough power, it might inexplicably open some rip in time and space that will lead us all safely back to Lupus. And the rest of his can hold out our hands and try to give our power to Fusion to help him break it.”

And so, the group tried out Yami’s plan and in no time at all, a portal leading to Lupus’s lair opened, and dumped the large group on top of Lupus, Koopa, and SwordMaster.

“Yes, my plan worked!” Yami Yoshi cheered from beneath the mountain of gorillas.

Beneath him, Koopa revealed. “Actually, I accidentally pulled the lever while trying to disarm the laser.”

GORE-ILLA muttered, “So I assume we missed something.”

Lupus replied, “Nothing much, except that the entire world is about to be blown away by a giant laser. Although I could just press this remote control that will make the laser blow up and save the world…”

The rest of the group then yelled, “WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?! DAMN IT, MAN! PRESS THE BUTTON!!”

Lupus smirked and thought, “Ummmm....... no.”

Yami Yoshi yelled out desperately, “Why the hell not?!”

Lupus shouted dramatically as he crawled out of the mound of gorillas with Koopa, “Because if I can’t have my cheesecake, then EVERYONE IN THE WORLD MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!”

GORE-ILLA asked, “What the hell kind of sense does that make?” as he pulled himself, SwordMaster and Yami Yoshi out of the pile. Fusion has already flown out.

“Hey, it's my evil scheme, and I like it.” Lupus replied.

SwordMaster pointed at Lupus with his outstretched blade and yelled, “GET HIM!!” SwordMaster then dashed toward Lupus, who drew his own sword. The two clashed for a few seconds before Lupus knocked SwordMaster’s sword out of his hands and kicked him away.

Yami Yoshi and GORE-ILLA charged at Lupus, but the villain activate his jetpack and flew to the ceiling while Yami and GORE smashed into the wall.

Fusion then flew up towards Lupus with his fists extended, but the Turk flew right over Fusion and blinded him with the rocket exhaust. The “Ultimate Warrior” then flew out a window and was almost scattered across a rocky shore before he regained his senses and flew back up to the shattered window.

Lupus then flew up to the ceiling, out of everyone’s reach. “Dude, that’s so cheap!” SwordMaster yelled up to the TWIFATIT Commanders.

“Shut up,” Lupus finally shouted at the whiner.

SwordMaster got real warmed up and said though gritted teeth, “You… stupid… uh… MONKEY!!” The swordsman then said to GORE-ILLA, “No offense.”

“None taken,” GORE replied.

Lupus’s voice echoed down from the ceiling, “Ha! Go ahead and call me names! You'll soon be dead! In fact, it should be in about 30 seconds.”

The computer then announced, “30 seconds until laser fire.”

“Told ya.”

SwordMaster yelled out in desperation, “We have to stop it! Everybody! Press buttons!”

SwordMaster, GORE-ILLA, Fusion, and Yami Yoshi ran up to the Master Control Panel and began pressing random buttons while the Gorilla Army tried to free themselves from the giant pile until there was a loud beep.

The computer announced, “Laser Cannon imminence activated. Time remaining: One sec-“

The laser fired and everything on the west side of the world was phased into nothingness, the continents collapsed into the sea and the sea bubbled into lava, burning everything living. However, this process took about a minute to complete, giving our heroes TIME TO ESCAPE LIKE ANY OTHER STORY!! YAY!

Scene Three: *Hums* It’s the End of Half the World as We Know it…

Lupus, Koopa, and Yami Yoshi’s group were now stuck on a small, rocky island in the middle of the Lava Sea that once was the Western Hemisphere. Lupus hopped up and down on the hot rocks, “Argh! Hot, hot hot!!!” He then flew into the air on his jetpack and continued, “If I knew the laser would only work on one side of the earth, I would never have sold its Contractor Core for a EXP Egg!”

SwordMaster yelled up to Lupus, “Lupus! You have to save us! We'll do anything!”

“Anything?”

“Anything!”

“ANYTHING?”

“Yes! Anything!” SwordMaster concluded.

Yami Yoshi muttered, “Hey, speak for yourself…”

Lupus thought hard for a moment before revealing his decision. “...Hmm... no. See yas!” He then rocketed off on his jetpack, turned around in midair, swooped back down and lifted Koopa before flying away into the sky.

“NOOOO!!!” GORE-ILLA yelled. “The Americas are gone! And so are half of Antarctica and many random islands!”

Scene Four: Commercial Break

-~WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU... BIGOBEER! THE BEER THAT IS BIG, AND MAKES YOU BIG!! We now return you to your normal viewing.~-

Scene Five: Great Escape the Sequel

“I can't believe we escaped that!” Yami Yoshi exclaimed.

“I thought for sure we were done for,” GORE-ILLA theorized.

“We must now build up an empire and attack Troy!” Fusion announced.

SwordMaster asked, “I'm confused. Where are we?”

Yami Yoshi recounted, “Well, that ad conveniently covered up a blank where the author had no ideas. We're now safely in Japan. Minus our entire Gorilla army. They got fried.”

“Safely?” SwordMaster questioned.

The group was immediately surrounded by soldiers. The head soldier announced, “You've been charged for littering. That's the death penalty, sirs.”

“But-“Fusion stuttered.

“ANSWERING BACK! DEATH PENALTY!”

Yami Yoshi said, “We'll come. But first you must tell us why you've changed the laws?”

The soldier commander stated proudly, “We haven't, sirs. It was our new President Lupus. Changed all the rules for the better. We all praise him! By the way- he told us to execute a group headed by OG Mod Yami Yoshi. Have you seen them?”

A large sweatdrop inexplicably rolled down Yami Yoshi’s forehead as he stuttered, “Oh boy…”

To Be Continued in Chapter Six: “Dragoshi and Introbulus” – The last two members of Yami Yoshi’s team arrive to battle Lupus in his new Japan Tower. Will they succeed? Find out!

05-22-2004, 10:18 AM	#6
GORE-ILLA Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The Aquatic Sea Monkey Fortress Posts: 1,809 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,259.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,759.00 Donate	VGF Member OG Special Edition: Chapter Five: “Raid on Lupus” by GORE-ILLA, based on chapters written by Lupus, SwordMaster, and GORE-ILLA. Scene One: An Intricate Plot… Ruined. Koopa ran up to his master, who was seated at the Master Control Panel, and exclaimed, “Lupus! Yami Yoshi has escaped from the Easily Escapable Prison Cell. Also, SwordMaster, Fusion, GORE-ILLA, and about 999 gorillas are heading this way.” Lupus smirked evilly. “Good. Everything's going according to plan!” “It is?” Koopa questioned. “Yes! I have set up automatic trip wires to the entrance to this citadel which they will unwittingly walk through and let the clamp release the springed shaft, which will then flick up and hit the marble along the pipe which will then fall through the hole, hitting the piece of metal's container which will spring it backwards and cause and short spark which will light the candle which in turn burns through a rope that holds a cage above the doorway-“ His explanation was immediately cut off by Koopa, “Ah, I see. So you're going to cage them!” Lupus then continued, “No, by the time the cage has fallen, they would have already moved out of the doorway and towards me. This is where the ingenious bit comes in. There is a pressure plate in the doorway which only the weight of the cage can hold down, which will then send a micro signal through the computer monitor behind me, vibrating the vertical pan and sending a single blast of water at the sleeping fatcat to my left, which will wake up and run away, releasing the shift for a trapdoor which will drop our uninvited guests into a sewer infested with ill-tempered, mutated sea bass will laser beams that I stole off the set of Austin Powers. But that's not it! The entire room below us has TRAPPED AIR! Which means it will act as a tornado, sucking everything above it into its depths! HARHAHRHAHRHShasasd.” Koopa stared in awe. “It's... it's... INGENIOUS!” “Thank you Koopa.” Suddenly Bowser, King Boo, and the Haunted Union Army (comprised of three nine year olds) charge into the room. Bowser yelled out in anger, “You killed Exodia! We will now kill you!” However, their entrance caused the trap door to open. Bowser fell to his doom, while King Boo and his army were sucked up like water in a bathtub. Lupus commented, “That was… interesting.” Yami Yoshi and his posse charged in, totally unaffected by the already used trap, and waved their weapons around threateningly. Yami yelled out in anger, “Hand over that Cheesecake Lupus! You'll never get away with the Cheesecake Ray!” Lupus denied, “I'm not building a Cheesecake Ray.” “You're not?” Yami Yoshi asked as the group lowered their weapons. Lupus then leapt up and pulled a lever as he announced, “Yes, I am!! That was just a distraction attack! Face the X-Zone, mortals!” A giant portal then opened and sucked up Yami Yoshi, Fusion, GORE-ILLA, and the Gorilla Army. “Hey, I’m here too!” SwordMaster announced. “Oh yeah, I forgot about you.” Lupus remembered. The X-Zone sucks up SwordMaster too. “Hold it, hold it! You can't just claim to have forgotten about me and then assume I've been sucked up AFTER the portal has closed! It's unlawful! It's preposterous! It's... cheap!” “What's your point?” “I challenge you to a duel.” “No.” “Wuss, are you?” “No, I'm just too lazy to bother fighting you.” “That's it!” SwordMaster then pulled out his concealed sword and attempted to stab Lupus, but his target dodged and his sword was lodged in the Control Panel instead. Koopa shrieked in horror and jabbered, “YOU FOOL! YOU JUST ACTIVATED SIR LUPUS' SPACE LASER PROGRAM!!” “It’s not a big deal, Koopa,” Lupus comforted his sidekick. “It isn’t?” Koopa said disbelievingly. Lupus suddenly shouted out, “DAMN RIGHT IT IS!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! NOOOOO!!!!” Elsewhere in space, a huge laser turned around to face earth and began to glow red, charging up energy. Scene Two: The X-Zone Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Fusion, and the Gorilla Army floated around in the blank void which was the X-Zone. Gorilla 508, who had returned to his usual grumpiness, yelled out, “This is all your fault, GORE!” Suddenly, GORE-ILLA began to speak and made a long speech about the importance of friendship and teamwork which was edited out of the final cut due to length, sappiness and budget restraints. He ended the monologue with “...So you see, only teamwork can get us out of this zone.” Fusion blew his nose loudly and asked, “Alright, so what do we do?” Silence overtook the 1002 prisoners for several moments until Yami Yoshi suggested, “Hey, how about Fusion concentrates all his energy on Lupus’s mountain. If you focus enough power, it might inexplicably open some rip in time and space that will lead us all safely back to Lupus. And the rest of his can hold out our hands and try to give our power to Fusion to help him break it.” And so, the group tried out Yami’s plan and in no time at all, a portal leading to Lupus’s lair opened, and dumped the large group on top of Lupus, Koopa, and SwordMaster. “Yes, my plan worked!” Yami Yoshi cheered from beneath the mountain of gorillas. Beneath him, Koopa revealed. “Actually, I accidentally pulled the lever while trying to disarm the laser.” GORE-ILLA muttered, “So I assume we missed something.” Lupus replied, “Nothing much, except that the entire world is about to be blown away by a giant laser. Although I could just press this remote control that will make the laser blow up and save the world…” The rest of the group then yelled, “WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?! DAMN IT, MAN! PRESS THE BUTTON!!” Lupus smirked and thought, “Ummmm....... no.” Yami Yoshi yelled out desperately, “Why the hell not?!” Lupus shouted dramatically as he crawled out of the mound of gorillas with Koopa, “Because if I can’t have my cheesecake, then EVERYONE IN THE WORLD MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!” GORE-ILLA asked, “What the hell kind of sense does that make?” as he pulled himself, SwordMaster and Yami Yoshi out of the pile. Fusion has already flown out. “Hey, it's my evil scheme, and I like it.” Lupus replied. SwordMaster pointed at Lupus with his outstretched blade and yelled, “GET HIM!!” SwordMaster then dashed toward Lupus, who drew his own sword. The two clashed for a few seconds before Lupus knocked SwordMaster’s sword out of his hands and kicked him away. Yami Yoshi and GORE-ILLA charged at Lupus, but the villain activate his jetpack and flew to the ceiling while Yami and GORE smashed into the wall. Fusion then flew up towards Lupus with his fists extended, but the Turk flew right over Fusion and blinded him with the rocket exhaust. The “Ultimate Warrior” then flew out a window and was almost scattered across a rocky shore before he regained his senses and flew back up to the shattered window. Lupus then flew up to the ceiling, out of everyone’s reach. “Dude, that’s so cheap!” SwordMaster yelled up to the TWIFATIT Commanders. “Shut up,” Lupus finally shouted at the whiner. SwordMaster got real warmed up and said though gritted teeth, “You… stupid… uh… MONKEY!!” The swordsman then said to GORE-ILLA, “No offense.” “None taken,” GORE replied. Lupus’s voice echoed down from the ceiling, “Ha! Go ahead and call me names! You'll soon be dead! In fact, it should be in about 30 seconds.” The computer then announced, “30 seconds until laser fire.” “Told ya.” SwordMaster yelled out in desperation, “We have to stop it! Everybody! Press buttons!” SwordMaster, GORE-ILLA, Fusion, and Yami Yoshi ran up to the Master Control Panel and began pressing random buttons while the Gorilla Army tried to free themselves from the giant pile until there was a loud beep. The computer announced, “Laser Cannon imminence activated. Time remaining: One sec-“ The laser fired and everything on the west side of the world was phased into nothingness, the continents collapsed into the sea and the sea bubbled into lava, burning everything living. However, this process took about a minute to complete, giving our heroes TIME TO ESCAPE LIKE ANY OTHER STORY!! YAY! Scene Three: Hums It’s the End of Half the World as We Know it… Lupus, Koopa, and Yami Yoshi’s group were now stuck on a small, rocky island in the middle of the Lava Sea that once was the Western Hemisphere. Lupus hopped up and down on the hot rocks, “Argh! Hot, hot hot!!!” He then flew into the air on his jetpack and continued, “If I knew the laser would only work on one side of the earth, I would never have sold its Contractor Core for a EXP Egg!” SwordMaster yelled up to Lupus, “Lupus! You have to save us! We'll do anything!” “Anything?” “Anything!” “ANYTHING?” “Yes! Anything!” SwordMaster concluded. Yami Yoshi muttered, “Hey, speak for yourself…” Lupus thought hard for a moment before revealing his decision. “...Hmm... no. See yas!” He then rocketed off on his jetpack, turned around in midair, swooped back down and lifted Koopa before flying away into the sky. “NOOOO!!!” GORE-ILLA yelled. “The Americas are gone! And so are half of Antarctica and many random islands!” Scene Four: Commercial Break -~WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU... BIGOBEER! THE BEER THAT IS BIG, AND MAKES YOU BIG!! We now return you to your normal viewing.~- Scene Five: Great Escape the Sequel “I can't believe we escaped that!” Yami Yoshi exclaimed. “I thought for sure we were done for,” GORE-ILLA theorized. “We must now build up an empire and attack Troy!” Fusion announced. SwordMaster asked, “I'm confused. Where are we?” Yami Yoshi recounted, “Well, that ad conveniently covered up a blank where the author had no ideas. We're now safely in Japan. Minus our entire Gorilla army. They got fried.” “Safely?” SwordMaster questioned. The group was immediately surrounded by soldiers. The head soldier announced, “You've been charged for littering. That's the death penalty, sirs.” “But-“Fusion stuttered. “ANSWERING BACK! DEATH PENALTY!” Yami Yoshi said, “We'll come. But first you must tell us why you've changed the laws?” The soldier commander stated proudly, “We haven't, sirs. It was our new President Lupus. Changed all the rules for the better. We all praise him! By the way- he told us to execute a group headed by OG Mod Yami Yoshi. Have you seen them?” A large sweatdrop inexplicably rolled down Yami Yoshi’s forehead as he stuttered, “Oh boy…” To Be Continued in Chapter Six: “Dragoshi and Introbulus” – The last two members of Yami Yoshi’s team arrive to battle Lupus in his new Japan Tower. Will they succeed? Find out!