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GORE-ILLA · 05-22-2004, 10:21 AM

VGF Member OG Special Edition:
Chapter Seven: “Black Skull Dragoshi” by GORE-ILLA, based on chapters written by BSD, Lupus, Yami Yoshi, and GORE-ILLA.

Scene One: Enter BSD

Japan. Once one of the world’s greatest economic centers and makers of really cool games. Now it is nothing more then a wasteland, aided by the cruel dictator Lupus’s new laws and lots of other evil stuff.

That is what Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Fusion, and SwordMaster discover as they’re cornered by a squad of Japanese soldiers after their escape from the now demolished Western Hemisphere.

Suddenly, a shrill yoshi-like cry is heard from above. Something swoops down across the night sky and rockets toward the group of soldiers interrogating the foursome. The creature had large, purple, dragon like wings with long, sharp claws which resembled large razor. As he swooped down, his claw darted through one soldier’s heart. He then flung the dead man to the side like a rag doll, knocking three other soldiers over. The creature then pulled out a long sword which glowed with the colors of the rainbow and impaled several more of the confused troops on it.

The soldier’s commander gave a signal. He and his men fled into a dark alley, to be seen again the next day by shoe salesmen around the world.

The creature then turned his attention to Yami Yoshi and his group. Like Yami, he was a black yoshi. The difference, however, lied not only in his claws and wings but also in his messy red hair and brown eye. The yoshi sheathed his sword and introduced, “I am Black Skull Dragoshi, but you can call me BSD. Who may I ask are you?”

Yami Yoshi stared defiantly at the new yoshi and flashed a badge. “I am Yami Yoshi, Moderator of the OnGoing Story Board, and these are my accomplices Fusion, GORE-ILLA, and SwordMaster. I’m here pursuing a villain known as Sir Lupus the Turk for countless crimes he has committed.”

At the mention of Lupus, BSD gritted his teeth in anger. “Lupus! That retard took over Japan and HE MAKES ME ANGRY!” BSD yelled as he punched a stone statue of the Turk in anger, only to pull back his bruised knuckles in pain. The statue was unaffected.

Yami Yoshi asked, “D’ya know where he is?”

BSD nodded eagerly, “Oh of course, he’s in that sushi store right behind you!”

Scene Two: Sushi Showdown

Lupus and Koopa sat at stools along the sushi store’s counter. Lupus then sighed, “Sushi sure is great on a hard day, ain't it Koopa?”

Koopa shook his head. “I've never tried any.”

“Have some. It's on me.”

“I'd rather not-“

Yami Yoshi, Fusion, SwordMaster, GORE-ILLA, and BSD suddenly barged in. Yami Yoshi yelled, “Lupus! Hold it right there!”

Lupus spun around in his stool to face the group and held up a plate as he offered, “Just in time! Want some sushi?”

Fusion raised his fist and threatened, “I want your head on a platter!”

“I don't think this shop stocks that...”

The shopkeeper then popped up from behind the counter and chimed, “We do, actually!”

Lupus smirked, “Well, you're in luck, Fusion!”

Fusion yelled in anger, “Stop mocking me!”

“Mocking? Wha...?”

Before Lupus could get his answer, the entire sushi store caved in as a loud rumbling was heard throughout the area.

“Argh!” SwordMaster yelled. “What's going on?!?!”

BSD then filled in, “I forgot to mention. I was summoning energy as we were talking and a huge being known only as THE MAN will soon appear and crush Lupus beneath his feet.”

Lupus shrugged, “Ah, I'm not worried.” A hundred-foot tall giant then walked up to the ruins of the sushi store and raised his foot to crush Lupus. Lupus whispered to his partner, “Koopa, use the 1337 Look Alike while I warp away.”

“Yes sir” Koopa bowed.

THE MAN then stomped down hard on top of Lupus, splattering him into the ground.

Koopa yelled, “You killed Lupus!” as BSD laughed triumphantly.

Several spotlights then shone on the group. The Japanese army surrounded them from all sides, and the Commander watched sternly from his high-tech tank. The Commander announced, “Killing President Lupus is punishable by death!”

Koopa rallied, “Get them, men!” The soldiers rallied up Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, BSD, SwordMaster, and Fusion after a brief struggle while about fifty soldiers used grappling hooks to pull THE MAN to the ground and drag him along attached to horses, down to the jail. “Good job, Commander Shogun,” Koopa added as Shogun saluted.

Scene Three: Back with Real Lupus…

Lupus’s New Tokyo Tower of Rulation loomed threateningly over the once proud metropolis.

In one of the highest levels of the tower, Lupus and Koopa plotted their next move. Lupus grinned from his fancy chair and announced, “The fake did the trick! Now they will be destroyed!”

“How did I get here so fast?” Koopa asked.

Lupus dismissed the matter, “No time to worry about plot holes, Koopa. There's work to be done. I must begin creating a Super-Hydro-Type Laser so I can open the Shrine of Burathiis Murphoest and recover the Crystal of Burathiis so I can access the Forbidden Citadel of Armikk-Rulens and summon Qwirtzok from his evil doom hatred land with Alex Chiu!!”

“Uh, what?”

“You heard me. Go down to Wal Mart and get some bolts. We must begin the laser at once!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!”

Scene Four: Japan Jailbreak

Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Fusion, BSD, and SwordMaster wound up in a Japanese prison of some sort. Yami scoffed, “Great. Now we're in jail. What ever happened to fair trials?”

SwordMaster waved his hand before Yami’s eyes. “Hello? We're in Japan!”

“Oh yeah.”

Fusion paced across the floor, rubbing his chin. “How are we going to get outta here?”

GORE-ILLA, who appeared to have been restraining his anger for some time, finally caved in. He jumped to his feet and yelled, “This is really pissing me off!” GORE punched the wall, but his fist tore right through it. The entire wall immediately collapsed.

“The hell?” Yami Yoshi remarked.

SwordMaster smacked his head in realization. “Oh yeah! These prison walls are made out of paper! Let's hurry up and get outta here!”

And so a massive jailbreak began as the OGers freed all the other prisoners to distract the Japanese army while the group chased after Lupus.

Scene Five: Search For Lupus’s Tower

And so Yami, GORE-ILLA, Fusion, BSD, and SwordMaster ran through the streets. Yami declared, “Now to kill Lupus, get my cheesecake back, and seek revenge on the Japanese government!”

BSD assured, “THE MAN should take care of that!” as the freed giant followed the group, crushing buildings while prisoners caused havoc throughout the city.

There progress was blocked, however, by a squad of approaching tanks. Commander Shogun piloted the head tank and shouted orders to his subordinates in Japanese.

Fusion released a giant blast of energy which tore a row of tanks into pieces. The others leapt from tank to tank – GORE ripping vehicles apart with his bare hand while Yami Yoshi planted Dark Eggs in open tank hatches, SwordMaster impaled soldiers on his blade, and BSD used his claws to tear vital circuitry out of the all-terrain vehicles. Soon, only the Commander’s tank remained.

Commander Shogun pressed a button on the control panel of his tank. It then grew larger and its armor changed to silver while two hand-like drills sprouted from the sides of the lower half while the nose cannon grew o the upper half and Shogun was surrounded by a plastic bubble. The tank’s nose cannon fired a giant ball of blue electricity at the OGers.

Thinking quickly, SwordMaster and BSD rolled into balls with their swords extending outward. GORE, Fusion, and Yami picked up the two balls and flung them into the air. The spinning duo’s swords hit the ball and deflected it back at the tank.

The top half of the tank was incinerated by the blast. But the plastic dome containing Shogun survived and united with the lower half of the giant tank. The heroes then ran around to avoid being crushed by the drill-like arms.

GORE-ILLA and Fusion rose to the occasion, grabbing the drill hands, yanking them off, and then flinging them at the tank. It exploded.

However, the plastic dome containing Shogun rose from the smoke, propelled by jet engines. He yelled out, “You cannot keep up with the rocket which I am piloting!!! Can you see that I am serious?!” Shogun’s mouth continued moving after he was done talking. His craft then rocketed off. Yami Yoshi produced a Dark Egg and flung it at the dome. The engine exploded on contact with Shogun’s vehicle.

Commander Shogun weakly crawled out from the burning wreckage and ran away. Yami and the others looked at each other, shrugged, and began walking in the opposite direction.

After a while with no sight of the tower, GORE growled angrily, “Where the hell is Lupus’s Tower?”

Yami Yoshi pointed at a sign and said aloud, “Hey, Look at this conveniently placed map!”

Fusion stepped up and examined the map. It had a dot reading, ‘you are here’ next to a dot reading, ‘Lupus is here’. Fusion wondered, “What?” then he looked up and saw Lupus’s New Tokyo Tower looming above him. “Oh.”

Black Skull Dragoshi boasted, “Now let’s storm that tower…. But first let me call some friends.” He roared loudly. Instead of THE MAN, three kids who bare astonishing resemblances to retarded versions of the lead characters of cartoon show “Ed, Edd, N Eddy”.

Suddenly, a loud voice screaming, “TENCHI!!!” was heard as a girl dressed in amine type clothing leaped down.

“Now who are you?” SwordMaster asked.

“I am Yasha and Lupus has forbidden my favorite show starring Tenchi to be cancelled!!” She then saw the Eds standing next to Fusion and got the wrong idea. “American cartoons are inferior! TENCHI!!!” She then beat the crap out of Fusion and ran off.

GORE shrugged, “Okay, let’s just storm the tower.”

To Be Continued in Chapter 8: “The Last of the Six” – the heroes storm Lupus’s tower and meet the last member of their group, the master of metal.

OoC: Next chapters will come later, I have them saved elsewhere.

05-22-2004, 10:21 AM	#7
GORE-ILLA Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: The Aquatic Sea Monkey Fortress Posts: 1,809 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,259.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,759.00 Donate	VGF Member OG Special Edition: Chapter Seven: “Black Skull Dragoshi” by GORE-ILLA, based on chapters written by BSD, Lupus, Yami Yoshi, and GORE-ILLA. Scene One: Enter BSD Japan. Once one of the world’s greatest economic centers and makers of really cool games. Now it is nothing more then a wasteland, aided by the cruel dictator Lupus’s new laws and lots of other evil stuff. That is what Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Fusion, and SwordMaster discover as they’re cornered by a squad of Japanese soldiers after their escape from the now demolished Western Hemisphere. Suddenly, a shrill yoshi-like cry is heard from above. Something swoops down across the night sky and rockets toward the group of soldiers interrogating the foursome. The creature had large, purple, dragon like wings with long, sharp claws which resembled large razor. As he swooped down, his claw darted through one soldier’s heart. He then flung the dead man to the side like a rag doll, knocking three other soldiers over. The creature then pulled out a long sword which glowed with the colors of the rainbow and impaled several more of the confused troops on it. The soldier’s commander gave a signal. He and his men fled into a dark alley, to be seen again the next day by shoe salesmen around the world. The creature then turned his attention to Yami Yoshi and his group. Like Yami, he was a black yoshi. The difference, however, lied not only in his claws and wings but also in his messy red hair and brown eye. The yoshi sheathed his sword and introduced, “I am Black Skull Dragoshi, but you can call me BSD. Who may I ask are you?” Yami Yoshi stared defiantly at the new yoshi and flashed a badge. “I am Yami Yoshi, Moderator of the OnGoing Story Board, and these are my accomplices Fusion, GORE-ILLA, and SwordMaster. I’m here pursuing a villain known as Sir Lupus the Turk for countless crimes he has committed.” At the mention of Lupus, BSD gritted his teeth in anger. “Lupus! That retard took over Japan and HE MAKES ME ANGRY!” BSD yelled as he punched a stone statue of the Turk in anger, only to pull back his bruised knuckles in pain. The statue was unaffected. Yami Yoshi asked, “D’ya know where he is?” BSD nodded eagerly, “Oh of course, he’s in that sushi store right behind you!” Scene Two: Sushi Showdown Lupus and Koopa sat at stools along the sushi store’s counter. Lupus then sighed, “Sushi sure is great on a hard day, ain't it Koopa?” Koopa shook his head. “I've never tried any.” “Have some. It's on me.” “I'd rather not-“ Yami Yoshi, Fusion, SwordMaster, GORE-ILLA, and BSD suddenly barged in. Yami Yoshi yelled, “Lupus! Hold it right there!” Lupus spun around in his stool to face the group and held up a plate as he offered, “Just in time! Want some sushi?” Fusion raised his fist and threatened, “I want your head on a platter!” “I don't think this shop stocks that...” The shopkeeper then popped up from behind the counter and chimed, “We do, actually!” Lupus smirked, “Well, you're in luck, Fusion!” Fusion yelled in anger, “Stop mocking me!” “Mocking? Wha...?” Before Lupus could get his answer, the entire sushi store caved in as a loud rumbling was heard throughout the area. “Argh!” SwordMaster yelled. “What's going on?!?!” BSD then filled in, “I forgot to mention. I was summoning energy as we were talking and a huge being known only as THE MAN will soon appear and crush Lupus beneath his feet.” Lupus shrugged, “Ah, I'm not worried.” A hundred-foot tall giant then walked up to the ruins of the sushi store and raised his foot to crush Lupus. Lupus whispered to his partner, “Koopa, use the 1337 Look Alike while I warp away.” “Yes sir” Koopa bowed. THE MAN then stomped down hard on top of Lupus, splattering him into the ground. Koopa yelled, “You killed Lupus!” as BSD laughed triumphantly. Several spotlights then shone on the group. The Japanese army surrounded them from all sides, and the Commander watched sternly from his high-tech tank. The Commander announced, “Killing President Lupus is punishable by death!” Koopa rallied, “Get them, men!” The soldiers rallied up Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, BSD, SwordMaster, and Fusion after a brief struggle while about fifty soldiers used grappling hooks to pull THE MAN to the ground and drag him along attached to horses, down to the jail. “Good job, Commander Shogun,” Koopa added as Shogun saluted. Scene Three: Back with Real Lupus… Lupus’s New Tokyo Tower of Rulation loomed threateningly over the once proud metropolis. In one of the highest levels of the tower, Lupus and Koopa plotted their next move. Lupus grinned from his fancy chair and announced, “The fake did the trick! Now they will be destroyed!” “How did I get here so fast?” Koopa asked. Lupus dismissed the matter, “No time to worry about plot holes, Koopa. There's work to be done. I must begin creating a Super-Hydro-Type Laser so I can open the Shrine of Burathiis Murphoest and recover the Crystal of Burathiis so I can access the Forbidden Citadel of Armikk-Rulens and summon Qwirtzok from his evil doom hatred land with Alex Chiu!!” “Uh, what?” “You heard me. Go down to Wal Mart and get some bolts. We must begin the laser at once! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!” Scene Four: Japan Jailbreak Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Fusion, BSD, and SwordMaster wound up in a Japanese prison of some sort. Yami scoffed, “Great. Now we're in jail. What ever happened to fair trials?” SwordMaster waved his hand before Yami’s eyes. “Hello? We're in Japan!” “Oh yeah.” Fusion paced across the floor, rubbing his chin. “How are we going to get outta here?” GORE-ILLA, who appeared to have been restraining his anger for some time, finally caved in. He jumped to his feet and yelled, “This is really pissing me off!” GORE punched the wall, but his fist tore right through it. The entire wall immediately collapsed. “The hell?” Yami Yoshi remarked. SwordMaster smacked his head in realization. “Oh yeah! These prison walls are made out of paper! Let's hurry up and get outta here!” And so a massive jailbreak began as the OGers freed all the other prisoners to distract the Japanese army while the group chased after Lupus. Scene Five: Search For Lupus’s Tower And so Yami, GORE-ILLA, Fusion, BSD, and SwordMaster ran through the streets. Yami declared, “Now to kill Lupus, get my cheesecake back, and seek revenge on the Japanese government!” BSD assured, “THE MAN should take care of that!” as the freed giant followed the group, crushing buildings while prisoners caused havoc throughout the city. There progress was blocked, however, by a squad of approaching tanks. Commander Shogun piloted the head tank and shouted orders to his subordinates in Japanese. Fusion released a giant blast of energy which tore a row of tanks into pieces. The others leapt from tank to tank – GORE ripping vehicles apart with his bare hand while Yami Yoshi planted Dark Eggs in open tank hatches, SwordMaster impaled soldiers on his blade, and BSD used his claws to tear vital circuitry out of the all-terrain vehicles. Soon, only the Commander’s tank remained. Commander Shogun pressed a button on the control panel of his tank. It then grew larger and its armor changed to silver while two hand-like drills sprouted from the sides of the lower half while the nose cannon grew o the upper half and Shogun was surrounded by a plastic bubble. The tank’s nose cannon fired a giant ball of blue electricity at the OGers. Thinking quickly, SwordMaster and BSD rolled into balls with their swords extending outward. GORE, Fusion, and Yami picked up the two balls and flung them into the air. The spinning duo’s swords hit the ball and deflected it back at the tank. The top half of the tank was incinerated by the blast. But the plastic dome containing Shogun survived and united with the lower half of the giant tank. The heroes then ran around to avoid being crushed by the drill-like arms. GORE-ILLA and Fusion rose to the occasion, grabbing the drill hands, yanking them off, and then flinging them at the tank. It exploded. However, the plastic dome containing Shogun rose from the smoke, propelled by jet engines. He yelled out, “You cannot keep up with the rocket which I am piloting!!! Can you see that I am serious?!” Shogun’s mouth continued moving after he was done talking. His craft then rocketed off. Yami Yoshi produced a Dark Egg and flung it at the dome. The engine exploded on contact with Shogun’s vehicle. Commander Shogun weakly crawled out from the burning wreckage and ran away. Yami and the others looked at each other, shrugged, and began walking in the opposite direction. After a while with no sight of the tower, GORE growled angrily, “Where the hell is Lupus’s Tower?” Yami Yoshi pointed at a sign and said aloud, “Hey, Look at this conveniently placed map!” Fusion stepped up and examined the map. It had a dot reading, ‘you are here’ next to a dot reading, ‘Lupus is here’. Fusion wondered, “What?” then he looked up and saw Lupus’s New Tokyo Tower looming above him. “Oh.” Black Skull Dragoshi boasted, “Now let’s storm that tower…. But first let me call some friends.” He roared loudly. Instead of THE MAN, three kids who bare astonishing resemblances to retarded versions of the lead characters of cartoon show “Ed, Edd, N Eddy”. Suddenly, a loud voice screaming, “TENCHI!!!” was heard as a girl dressed in amine type clothing leaped down. “Now who are you?” SwordMaster asked. “I am Yasha and Lupus has forbidden my favorite show starring Tenchi to be cancelled!!” She then saw the Eds standing next to Fusion and got the wrong idea. “American cartoons are inferior! TENCHI!!!” She then beat the crap out of Fusion and ran off. GORE shrugged, “Okay, let’s just storm the tower.” To Be Continued in Chapter 8: “The Last of the Six” – the heroes storm Lupus’s tower and meet the last member of their group, the master of metal. OoC: Next chapters will come later, I have them saved elsewhere.