[GORE-ILLA]

OoC: Sorry for the delay, I just found the data disk with these chapters saved to it.

VGF Member OG Special Edition:
Chapter Eight: “The Last of the Six” by GORE-ILLA, based on chapters written by BSD, Introbulus, and Lupus.


Scene One: Enter Introbulus.

Somewhere along the Japanese skyline, a dark portal opened. Two figures rushed out: the tall armored man known as Introbulus as well as the floating cloak called Jim. "That is the LAST time I let you drive!" Introbulus blurted at his comrade.

Jim rebutted, "Well, Introbulus, if you hadn't insisted on stopping for tasteetoes, we wouldn't have crashed!"

Introbulus then fired back, "Hey, don't blame me, Jim! You're the one who...was...driving..."

Jim muttered, "Blah blah blah, so now we're here," as a handheld scanning device thingy floated before his only visible body parts, a pair of glowing eyes. "Hmmm, there's a high amount of reality influx happening around here! We have no time to lose!"

Introbulus raised his fist in support. “Right! I'll go save the good guys and get ignored by them while you go help the bad guys on whatever evil quest they may have started!"

Jim shouted, "Right! Let's go!" as he formed anther dark portal and rushed into it.

Introbulus rubbed his chin and decided, "I guess I'll take the flying station wagon." Intro pressed a button on a small remote control and a station wagon immediately flew up and halted before him. Introbulus jumped into the station wagon which took off like the DeLorrean from... you know which movie.

Scene Two: Lupus's New Hands

And so the five heroes - and the three Eds - braved the many perils of Lupus's New Tokyo Tower of Evil Rulation, eventually reaching the top floor of the tower, the location of Lupus's control room. But instead of Lupus, they found themselves confronted by a group of mediocre Mario game villains. Each of them introduced themselves in turn.

"I am one of Lupus' seven Chaos Force members!" announced Shadow Mario, the liquidy plumber.

"That makes me the second!" yelled Smithy, who locked like a diabolical Santa Claus robot.

"I'm the third!" shouted Waluigi, a tall Nazi-looking fellow.

"FOURTH!" screamed Tubba Blubba, the giant purple Clubba.

"Fifth!" exclaimed Tatanga, an alien-like creature with one eyebrow.

Wart, a giant frog wearing a crown and cape, laughed, "Sixth HAHAHA!"

Finally Boshi, who resembled a blue Yoshi with sunglasses, screeched, "Seventh!"

The group then introduced in unison, "We are the Chaos Force!"

Lupus and Koopa then strolled casually into the room with arms full of popcorn. Lupus gasped and dropped his food, pointing at Yami Yoshi's group. "How did they get past my Mecha-Bots?" he asked.

Koopa shrugged, "I'm not sure sir. I think one of them just wrote that they got to the top of the tower, simple as that."

Shadow Mario raised his hands into the air darkly as he announced, "Don't worry, I will destroy them all with my powers I got granted from Rosie O’Donnell! SUGAR RUSH ULT-" Mario was interrupted as Introbulus's flying station wagon flew through the skyscraper window, narrowly missing Lupus as he dodges, but crushing Shadow Mario, Ed, Edd and Eddy to death.

Lupus looked over at the station wagon, which was stuck in the side of the wall, and yelled, "Argh! We're being attacked!"

Wart promised, "No problem boss! I will use my Super 1337 Tech Move! HIDE!" Wart then hid behind an overturned table.

Lupus looked at the table in confusion, then shook Waluigi's shoulders, his eyes full of distress. "Waluigi, it is now up to you to defeat these fiends! You must use Meteo!"

Waluigi pleaded, "But I'm out of MP!"

"You must use Meteo! It's our only chance!"

Waluigi pulled away, raised his arms into the air, and shouted, "METEO!!!" Nothing happened, and Waluigi fainted on the floor.

Introbulus kicked open the station wagon door and announced, "This is ridiculous! BIG BEAM OF INFINITE PAIN!" Introbulus then fired the powerful beam at Lupus. However, Tubba Blubba leapt in the way and was fired out the broken window and into the night air.

Boshi stared in discontent. "Please tell me we're not the only ones left...?"

Wart replied, "We're the only ones left."

"Damn you, I told you not to say that!"


RPG BATTLE

Wart: 24/24HP
Boshi: 9999/9999HP

Wart uses Poison Cookie!
Boshi uses Vegetable Attack!

Wart is swoon
Boshi is swoon

END BATTLE

Lupus slapped himself on the head and asked Koopa, "This is not looking very good to me at all. WHO HIRED THESE IDIOTS?!?"

Koopa shrugged once again. "I don't remember hiring them. I think they just decided to join your empire."

Lupus then turned to the Chaos Force's last member and asked, "Is this true, Tatanga?"

Tatanga raised his right palm in the air as he stated, "I am not permitted to answer that question on bounds that I may be killed by my boss who asked us to spy on you and in saying this I have just answered your question thus making what I am saying in a disclaimer format totally worthless."

Lupus then lifted Tatanga by his shoulders. "Did you say someone sent you to spy... on me?"

"I am not permitted to-"

"ZIP DISC BEAM OF PURPLY DISCOLOUR!!" Lupus shouted, frying Tatanga to ashes and ending the Chaos Force. He then turned around with his eyes closed as he spoke, "So Yami Yoshi, I see you and your impudent friends have finally ar-" Lupus then opened his eyes and saw the pedestal where the cheesecake rested was now empty. He looked up to the ceiling and saw GORE-ILLA swinging from chandelier to chandelier with the cake tucked beneath his arm. Lupus fired up his jetpack, flying upwards and blocking off GORE's path. Lupus swiped the cheesecake from the surprised GORE and sliced the chandelier's chain with his sword, sending GORE flying to the floor.

However, Lupus's metal jetpack swerved back and forth to the exact same pattern of Introbulus's gloved right hand. Introbulus then clasped a fist, causing the jetpack to explode. Lupus fell to the ground beside GORE, dropping the cheesecake as he fell. Intro then dashed by with the cheesecake in hand. He was then struck by a large mallet in the side of his head, knocking him out while Smithy ran off with the cheesecake.

Smithy laughed maniacally and held the cheesecake above his head. "Haha, the Master will be most pleased." Two swords impaled Smithy's chest at the same time. He then exploded, sending the cheesecake flying into the air. SwordMaster and BSD flew into the air towards the cheesecake, but they missed it and slammed into each other.

Koopa caught the cheesecake as it fell and ran across the hall towards the exit, dodging Fusion along the way. As he approached the door, he muttered to himself, "Almost there, almost there, almost free..." The door swung open violently and knocked out Koopa as Yami Yoshi reentered the room. Yami grabbed the cheesecake and grinned. "Yes! At last I get my cheesecake back!" Yami turned to leave, but bumped into a tall, green haired figure. "LUPUS!!!" Yami yelled as he pointed at the tyrant.

"Yes, that is my name," Lupus confirmed as backhanded Yami Yoshi in the chin. The black dinosaur was sent flying to the opposite side of the room, dropping the cheesecake which was then caught by Lupus. Fusion then leapt at Lupus in anger, letting loose a powerful Warlock Punch. Lupus caught it easily and grinned. "You claim to have every power in the universe, but the two things you lack are Experience and Patience." Fusion tossed a Falcon Punch with his left hand, which Lupus caught in his empty hand. "Those Two are very important." Lupus kneed Fusion in the chest. The armored warrior gasped in pain as he fell over backwards. Lupus then raised his index finger. "That reminds me... Koopa, come!" Koopa moaned to acknowledge that he was still alive. "We must awaken the sand god in a place which is definitely NOT Egypt right now!" And in a blink of an eye, Lupus and Koopa had warped out of the tower.

Fusion climbed to his feet and crawled towards the injured Yami Yoshi. "Where'd they go?" he asked.

Yami Yoshi replied, "Egypt."

"But he said he wasn't going to Egypt."

"...You're an idiot."

Scene 3: Mystery Figure Number... I lost count.

It was an ancient-looking and spacious hall. Jim bowed before a mysterious figure who was seated at a giant, elegantly decorated throne. The giant commanded in a deep, monotonous voice, "I hear my Chaos Force I asked to be sent to spy on Lupus has been destroyed, is this true?!?!"

Jim shrugged. "Well, Chaos are not the best people to hire to disguise as various Mario Characters."

"I SAID CHAOS. NOT SONIC ADVENTURE IDIOTS!"

"I couldn't hear your voice. IT IS only text in a story, after all..."

"I hereby degrade you to kitchen duties!"

"But..."

"No buts!"

"I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU!"

To Be Continued in Chapter 9: "Dark Side Unleashed" - Yami Yoshi and his crew travel through Egypt in pursuit of Lupus, who seeks to revive an ancient sand god, while GORE-ILLA's dark side emerges. Will the OGers be able to stop Lupus? Can GORE suppress his evil side? Will Yami Yoshi EVER get his cheesecake back? Find out next time.