Episode 30:
Chris and Big are attacked by Chaos 6 and Eggman. Then, I show up and steal Big's hook.
Big: Hey! That's mine!
I swing the fishing rod and the line comes and the hook slices Chris' throat and he falls and dies.
Me: Man, I was "hooked" on watching you die!
4Kids: EDIT ATTACK!
Chris comes back to life.
Me: You morons!
4Kids: Shut up! We're taking you out of this scene!
Me: Not if I can help it!
I jump up and destroy the 4Kids logo by setting it on fire.
4Kids: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Our logo! How could a forumer like you have found our weakness! We're melting! We're melting!
4Kids melts.
Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0-
I start choking Chris.
Me: "No" as in whether or not you'll live much longer!
I throw Chris off the Egg Carrier and he dies.
Big: You killed Chris! HOORAY!
Eggman: Maybe I should kill Sonic later! For now, I must celebrate that geek's death!
A disco ball comes down and everything is dark. Then the lights flash everywhere and the whole cast appears and they and I start dancing to the Twinbee theme song from Dance Dance Revolution Extreme. |