*LOCATION: ARK*
*Shadow is waiting for...people to get to the ARK. He is alone with Rouge, near the cannon core*
Shadow: ...
Rouge: So, Shadow...
Shadow: Hm?
Rouge: Would you like to p...
Shadow: AUGH! YOU ARE A SICK WOMAN!!!
Rouge: What? I said do you want to play toss the Chaos Emeralds with me!
Shadow*sweatdrop*: Oh. Okay.
*Shadow and Rouge toss the green Chaos Emerald back and forth, then it breaks on the floor when Rouge drops it. Smoke clouds the area, and a figure comes out of the smoke. It is a dark brown hedgehog with ocean blue eyes, and three spikes going down its back. It also has a heart shape on its chest*
???: ...
Shadow: ?!
Rouge: !
???*twitching*: H-hehe...SHADOWWWWWWWWWWWW!
*The hedgehog leaps out and latches onto Shadow like velcro.*
???: HEHEEE! SHADOW! I'M CINDER! I AM THE MOST LOYAL FANGIRL EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]
Shadow: Rouge...
Rouge: I have nothing to do with it! I swear!
Cinder: Hey Shadowww...
Shadow: Gahh, what?
Cinder: Gleeg snap zip!
*Earth explodes nearby*
Shadow*smirk*: Yeah, I'm sure Eggman's gonna LIKE you.
Cinder: Huh?
*The some kinda pointless end*
EDIT: I'm adding more!
*The start of the Sonic X theme plays and it show the logo. Cinder comes in front of it and strips it down. It shows the new earth, 100% man-made, with all the people restored(somehow). Cinder turns to Eggman.*
Cinder: Soo, ummm, Eggman-man--
Eggman: Don't call me that.
Cinder: Whatever. You want me to do what to Sonic?
Eggman: Pummel him to a bloody pulp.
*BEEP*
4Kids: CUT! Eggman, you can't say that.
Eggman: Why not?!
Cinder: Little kids watch this show.
Eggman: Then what SHOULD I say?
4Kids: Play tea party with him.
Cinder: I HATE TEA PARTIES!
4Kids: SO WHAT?! Put this girly, frilly dress on and carry this Cream doll. *4Kids promptly takes away Cinder's Shadow Doll*
Cinder*confused expression*: But...But The Sexy...B...Tea...Dress....*sits down on the floor and cries*
4Kids: Hmm...oh yeah! Sonic, you go fix lemonade or something.
Sonic: And what if I don't?
4Kids: We'll kiss you.
Sonic: Rrgh. FINE. *gives them the finger and walks away*
Cinder*stopped crying, eyes glowing red*: YOU LET ME BEAT UP SOMEONE OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN UP.
4Kids: Not a chance.
Cinder: Fine. Have it YOUR way. CHAOS...MAGNET!
*With the simple words Chaos Magnet, Cinder has all 7 Chaos Emeralds floating around her. She absorbs the negative power, and fur starts sticking up and turning silver. She dives at 4Kids and uses all sorts of strange attacks on them. In a matter of minutes, 4Kids is nothing but dust*
Cinder: NOW TO DEAL WITH CHRIS.
*Cinder goes offscreen, and there are screams from Chris's dressing room and a pool of blood splurts from the hall*
Eggman: Oh god. The camera's still on. Errr... Hello, fellow Sonic X fans! Our new character, Cinder, has gone on a rampage and killed 4Kids. So...OH MY GOD.
*Amy is running around naked*
Amy: NAKED TIME!
*static, the words END TRANSMISSION appear onscreen*
[ November 13, 2004, 06:00 PM: Message edited by: Cinder the Chao ] |