Episode x: Final Episode of the series
Me: alrite you little negroes let's rock n roll
(i spray a crowd of civilians with assault weapon fire)
Chris: im rich im going to make the plot cool because all animes need little lame kids bcuz it adds originality
(I rip off my shirt and flog Chris to death with it. then I hang him with it like a noose)
sonic forum lamers: wtf man u cant do that
(police swarm the sonic forum people and beat them like rodney king, for the charges of increbile lame)
Sonic: I am hardcore skateboarder/rape star yo
(I pull out my bowie knife and slice Sonic's head off)
Me: Sonic more like Suckic LOL
Eggman's lame robot: hey we are mr. robot
Me: you guys suck what kind of lame name is "eggman"
(I flex my muscles, my incredible manly shockwaves of awesome blast all the rbots and make them explode)
All the lame Sonic Characters Added to the games to look cool: hey man dont do taht to sonic!!!! we have a good show
Me: SHUTUP *****
(I throw a molotov cocktail at the supporting loser cast, then fire blazes throughout the land. I walk away with my back to the camera, scarred and burnt. The camera moves to the left, revealing the nation's flag, still flying yet tattered amongst the fire. THE END appears on the screen, cut to music by RUSH and the credits)
[ November 25, 2004, 03:58 PM: Message edited by: Captain Carter, DEFENDER OF EARTH ] |