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Originally posted by Captain Carter, DEFENDER OF EARTH:
Episode x: Final Episode of the series
Me: alrite you little negroes let's rock n roll
(i spray a crowd of civilians with assault weapon fire)
Chris: im rich im going to make the plot cool because all animes need little lame kids bcuz it adds originality
(I rip off my shirt and flog Chris to death with it. then I hang him with it like a noose)
sonic forum lamers: wtf man u cant do that
(police swarm the sonic forum people and beat them like rodney king, for the charges of increbile lame)
Sonic: I am hardcore skateboarder/rape star yo
(I pull out my bowie knife and slice Sonic's head off)
Me: Sonic more like Suckic LOL
Eggman's lame robot: hey we are mr. robot
Me: you guys suck what kind of lame name is "eggman"
(I flex my muscles, my incredible manly shockwaves of awesome blast all the rbots and make them explode)
All the lame Sonic Characters Added to the games to look cool: hey man dont do taht to sonic!!!! we have a good show
Me: SHUTUP *****
(I throw a molotov cocktail at the supporting loser cast, then fire blazes throughout the land. I walk away with my back to the camera, scarred and burnt. The camera moves to the left, revealing the nation's flag, still flying yet tattered amongst the fire. THE END appears on the screen, cut to music by RUSH and the credits) |
Me: (stops credits) WAIT! You forgot me! Here's who I became!
It shows me with a machine gun shooting a bunch of 4Kids employees.
Me: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!
Evil 4Kids Leader: That's it! Chris! Attack!
Chris Thorndyke appears.
Chris: You shall die! HA HA HA!
I shoot Chris and kill him.
Evil 4Kids Leader: EDIT ATTACK!!
Chris comes back to life.
Me: Dang you! Let's do this! Turn on some fighting music now!
Heavy Metal music plays in the background.
Evil 4Kids Leader: Oh yeah? EDIT OUT!
The music stops and is replaced with the Kirby theme.
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I shoot the 4Kids Leader in the face and he dies.
Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Me: Shut up!
I shoot Chris too and he dies.
Suddenly, the 4Kids Leader and Chris return to life.
Evil 4Kids Leader: That's it!
Chris: We shall merge together!
Suddenly, Tiff and Tuff appear.
Tiff: WAIT!
Tuff: What about us?
Me: Hey! What the crap are you 2 morons doing here?
Tiff: We are here to kill you!
Tuff: That's right!
Me: Why?
Tiff: For hating our show!
Tuff: We're sick and tired of you making fun of us and our friends for being stupid like they're supposed to!
Me: Well, I hate you both and those guys.
Evil 4Kids Leader: Shut up and leave!
Tiff: But we wanna kill Deven!
Evil 4Kids Leader: Well, since your show is also created by us we'll all merge together! All 4 of us!
All 4 of them: MORPH POWER INTO...
They all merge together and form...
Chrifuf-4: Chrifuf-4!!
Me: What kind of stupid name if that?
Chrifuf-4: SHUT UP!
Chrifuf-4 charges at me and I start shooting it with my machine gun and it dies in 20 hits.
Chrifuf-4 blows into pieces.
Suddenly, all the other forumers show up and some of them (only the ones that have been insulting me) are crushed by the pieces. (Chrifuf-4 was a gigantic crimelord of doom)
Me: I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! (shoots his machine gun everywhere as he keeps repeating it)
The credits start back again.