LM is reading the paper.
LM: Hey take a lot at this. Several video game woman have disappeared and no one knows where they are.
TCG: Oh, really? Who?
LM: Peach, Daisy, All 4 Zeldas.
SJR: 4 Zeldas?
LM: Yes going by history there exist 4 Zeldas in the Legend of Zelda timeline. Zelda the first is in Ocarina of Time. Zelda the second is in the Wind Waker. Zelda the third is in A Link to the Past. Zelda the forth is in the original Legend of Zelda.
SJR: Does this mean...?
LM: Yes, there are 4 Links.
SJR: Does this mean there are 4 Marios?
TCG: No, there is only 1 Mario.
SJR: Ah. Go on Luigi Man.
LM continues the list.
LM: Amy Rose.
TCG: From the Sonic games you mean?
LM: Yep.
TCG: Again.
SJR: Go on...
LM: Batgirl from that old cartoon show a couple of years ago.
TCG: She ain't a video game character.
SJR: She was in Batman: Vengeance for the GCN.
TCG: Oh.
SJR: Go on, LM.
LM: Supergirl from that old cartoon show a few years ago, Hermione Granger, Tea Gardner, Serenity Wheeler. Let me get this off my chest. 4Kids sucks.
TCG: Oh yeah.
SJR: Definately.
BSD: Got to agree with that.
L007: Oh yeah.
SJR: How many more?
LM: About 30 girls have been captured.
SJR: Hmm, interesting.
Shane: Attention all moderators report to the Mod Forum for discussion on the kidnapped video game girls.
LM: Crap, I've gotta go I'll be back with more news.
LM leaves.
SJR: Well we probably haven't heard the last of this.
Gamechamp: Yeah.
TCG: You still here? |