L007: **Gets up** Oh, my head... **Looks that he fell onto a stalagtite** No wonder... **Takes a chunk of rock out of his back, then takes some asprin** Hum... **Looks at a Final Fantasy spell list** Hmm... GRAVIGA!!! **A gravity pool appears, destroying 4,000 SWATBots**
Eggman: NO! My machines! Good thing I got them off of EBay really cheap.
LM: EGGMAN! Release the hostages!
Eggman: Over my dead body!
L007: Hey, now there's an idea! **Runs towards Eggman with both swords ready**
Eggman: Oh, no you don't! Not this time! I planed a backup weapon!
BSD: Yeah, right. You're bluffing.
Eggman: On the contrairy, I have this! **Holds out a remote**
L007: What, you're going to change the channel to PBS?
Eggman: No, but that's a good idea! (Note to self, next time Hedgehog trys to ruin plans, get huge monitors and have them put on PBS). Now watch in fear!
**Machine appears, starts shooting lasers right next to all the women trapped**
L007: Aw, crap.
Eggman: SURRENDER, OR THEY WILL DISSAPPEAR! I don't care about the money! If they die, I won't care! What about you?
Lenna (From Final Fantasy V): MMPHMPH!
LM: **Takes off Lenna's gag** What is it?
Lenna: Maria! She's the only one not here!
L007: Maria Robotnik... but isn't she dead? ... |