There was a Pepsi commercial on during the Super Bowl a few years back...Gary Kasparov goes up to a Pepsi machine and puts his money in, and the machine doesn't do anything. He starts pushing buttons at random, shakes the machine a little; suddenly, a can shoots out of the slot like a friggin' ICBM and hits Gary in the groin; the impact propels him across the hallway on his back, and he falls down an elevator shaft. Insane. |