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Introbulus · 09-29-2004, 01:40 PM

A new political announcement for Bowser for 2004!

Voiceover: Many of the candidates you know have been tied to scandals, including the support and/or restrictions placed upon Speedo wearing, plots for world destruction, reportedly trying to conquer NC Land for their own sick and twisted benefits, severe psychological problems, extreme environmental acts, split-personalities, and lastly, but not leastly, the fear, allowance, and support of Marios in our own land! Do you want any of these candidates to be your new president? I think not.

Bowser: Hello. I'm Bowser Koopa. You all know me as Mario's #1 enemy. My goals are clear-cut. To keep Mario out and to push forward more updates! I don't support any extreme actions such as dictatorship, excessive planting of deadly piranha plants (though I do enjoy clean, fresh air). I've always been very orderly about keeping all the lands I watch over clean and orderly, and in tip top condition both physically and mentally. You can trust me to lead this website to greatness. Vote for me, for honesty.

Bowser for 2004. Bowser, a name you can trust.

Koopa: What about Speedos?

Bowser: I don't hold anything against people who MUST wear them, but for those who would rather not (ahem) "see" this display...(Holds up a pair of sunglasses) Extra-dark sunglasses for all! (Passes them out to the crowd)

Crowd: (Cheers)

09-29-2004, 01:40 PM	#50
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 4,785.70 Bank: 1,217.40 Total Points: 6,003.10 Donate	A new political announcement for Bowser for 2004! Voiceover: Many of the candidates you know have been tied to scandals, including the support and/or restrictions placed upon Speedo wearing, plots for world destruction, reportedly trying to conquer NC Land for their own sick and twisted benefits, severe psychological problems, extreme environmental acts, split-personalities, and lastly, but not leastly, the fear, allowance, and support of Marios in our own land! Do you want any of these candidates to be your new president? I think not. Bowser: Hello. I'm Bowser Koopa. You all know me as Mario's #1 enemy. My goals are clear-cut. To keep Mario out and to push forward more updates! I don't support any extreme actions such as dictatorship, excessive planting of deadly piranha plants (though I do enjoy clean, fresh air). I've always been very orderly about keeping all the lands I watch over clean and orderly, and in tip top condition both physically and mentally. You can trust me to lead this website to greatness. Vote for me, for honesty. Bowser for 2004. Bowser, a name you can trust. Koopa: What about Speedos? Bowser: I don't hold anything against people who MUST wear them, but for those who would rather not (ahem) "see" this display...(Holds up a pair of sunglasses) Extra-dark sunglasses for all! (Passes them out to the crowd) Crowd: (Cheers)