Poser: Wooooo-hooo! YOSHI-NEWS!
Orlando: Do you want to do that every time?
Poser: Um... why, isn't it good?
Orlando: It's terrible!
Poser: It is? Oh...
Orlando: Don't be sad, you are allowed to make the campaign for your hero Yoshi!
Poser: Yeah, right! Wooooo-hooo!
Orlando: ...
Poser: Oh, sorry! Well what's to say today?
Orlando: We have to give the viewers more information on the Yoshi News.
Poser: That's right, Orlando! You all know that: You visit a page in order to see the newest updates, but there are non.
Orlando: Our lovely Deathmatch...
Poser: Yes, for example. But it also appears in this election. Many Campaign Managers don't make updates regulary. They give out new speeches whenever they want, nobody knows when it's happening.
Orlando: So the viewers and fans have to wait again for undefined time.
Poser: But Yoshi makes it better!
Orlando: He does?
Poser: Yes, he does! Every second day there will be updates, news, posters or speeches.
Orlando: So Yoshi fans - there can't be so many! - don't have to wait and keep on looking whether there are updates?
Poser: Exactly! The fans - nearly everybody loves Yoshi! - can depend on seeing an update every two days!
Orlando: Hm, that really sounds good. Where's the problem?
Poser: There is no problem! You can come in two days again here and see new Yoshi News!
Orlando: Does this mean ... we ... we don't have to work tomorrow?
Poser: Hehe, yes! And we don't have to work on friday either, or on sunday!
Orlando: And we get paid?
Poser: And we get paid!
Orlando: Yahoo! ... Um ... But this doesn't change my opinion. Yoshi is still a silly dinosaur.
Poser: That's okay, Orlando. Well then, we are on air again on Thursday!
Orlando: This was Yoshi News, live from Yoshi's Island! See you on Thursday! Your Orlando and Poser!