Poser: Hello guys! You probably wanted us to be seen on Monday.
Orlando: But there was a hurricane 100 kilometres away from Yoshi's Island.
Poser: And because it was very windy we decided to move our report to today.
Orlando: You know, an interview was planned for Monday which we will now hold today.
So please welcome the probably most green dinosauer on earth, ...
Poser: ... the one and only great YOSHI !
Yoshi: Hi! How are you? Do you like your job?
Poser: Oh yes, it's super!
Orlando: It's boring, stupid and as super as a piece of sh*t.
Yoshi: Um... you don't like your job, Orlando?
Orlando: I don't like YOU!
Yoshi: Hm, I see...
Orlando: Although the fact that we already got paid is nice.
Yoshi: Huh? Isn't that the standard way?
Poser: Well, Jay didn't pay us ever.
Yoshi: He did not? Why?
Poser: We don't know. Perhaps he gives all his money to poor African children. Jay's a good man.
But now let's talk about ...
Orlando: Sex?
Poser: ...
Let's talk about you, Yoshi.
What did you do since you were nominated?
Yoshi: In the first week I prepared my campaign. I created posters and employed you.
In the second week my CM Romplayer and I created the official NC election homepage. I think the design is very good. You can see it soon, we just have to wait for Jay to upload it.
Poser: That sounds like you had a lot to do for the last days.
Yoshi: Oh yes I had! But it was also fun to design a homepage together with Romplayer.
Orlando: Bah. That's all not interesting. Why do we talk about the past? What's about the present?
Yoshi: Well then. I will now create my personal promotion homepage. You can see it when you visit the official homepage.
Poser: Let's talk about this campaign.
Yoshi: Right. All the CMs don't update regular. People have to wait and don't know when there will be an update.
This isn't the case in my campaign! I'll update every two days, so people can depend on me!
Poser: That's a really good point!
Yoshi: Furthermore I have employed the two most known reporters in NC world, John Poser II and Lyle Orlando.
Orlando: Yeah that's right! We are the best reporters in the world!
Poser: Please Orlando, stop interupting Yoshi!
Yoshi: Another thing I do with this campaign what nobody else does is a mark which shows everybody "Hey, new Yoshi stuff!".
Poser: It's that sign above, isn't it?
Yoshi: Yes, that is it. With calling out "Yoshi News" it shows people that there are new Yoshi things.
Orlando: Great. Every time we report a huge sign flies above our heads, which can easily fall down.
Poser: No, it won't. Yoshi, you told us you created another mark?
Yoshi: In fact I created more than one new mark. But for the moment I will just use this one:
This will be the official Yoshi Logo for the moment.
Poser: Fine. Well, we have to stop the interview here.
Orlando: We have so much material now that probably nobody has read this interview because it is too long!
Yoshi: We'll see. If anybody has read the whole text he can post a reply here or write an PM. Then he can tell us how he liked it.
Poser: Okay, then let's stop now. When you will be here next time for an interview, we will talk about your plans you want to realize when you got elected. When do you have time?
Yoshi: Hm, I think Sunday would be a good day for a new interview.
Poser: Right. Then we'll show a new poster on Friday. Don't miss next Yoshi News!
Orlando: This was Yoshi News, live from Yoshi's Island! See you on Saturday!
Your Orlando and Poser, with our special guest Yoshi!