Poser: Good morning! It's time again for a new interview!
Orlando: Hello Yoshi!
Yoshi: Hi guys. How are you?
Orlando: Fine. Let's talk about the other candidates in your party.
Yoshi: Well, I will NOT say bad things about them. I don't like the candidates who only say the others are bad.
They are creating posters or speeches only to make false accusations.
Poser: Which brings us to the next point: General Guy says you are working with Mario.
Yoshi: Sigh. That's a thing I get to hear over and over again.
We Yoshis are good guys. We help people and we are fair.
Poser: What do you mean with this?
Yoshi: It's now over 10 years ago, that we Yoshis were caught by an evil person. We don't know whether it was Bowser like everybody thinks, because we haven't seen the person who caught us.
This person transformed us into Yoshi eggs and put us into ?-blocks.
Orlando: What is it like in a ?-block? Hehe *grins*
Yoshi: Oh, very stuffy. But then Mario and Luigi came. They released us and we were free again.
That's why we helped them. We carried them all over the island.
Poser: That's the fact many people don't understand.
Yoshi: I'm regretful about these people. What would they have done instead? They probably ran away and didn't help Mario and Luigi.
Isn't that unfair? These brothers release you and you run away?!?
No, Yoshis are different. They are fair. So they helped them.
Orlando: That really sounds good.
Yoshi: Another interesting thing: Those guys always say, I have helped Mario. But didn't I help Luigi, too? Oh, I really don't like peolpe who only tell people half of the truth.
And do you remember what the quest of the brothers was? They rescued Princess Toadstool! Wasn't that a good thing? Wasn't that worth fighting for?
Orlando: You are right. That was really good what you did, although it was Mario.
Poser: And Luigi! Luigi's a good person.
Orlando: What do you think about Mario?
Yoshi: Oh, I don't like him. He is fat and stupid.
Poser: What will you do with him when you got elected?
Yoshi: We just have to handle him right.
He could make pizzas for us. Or repair our water-pipes.
We just have to do it right.
Poser: Do you want to have a debate with other candidates?
Yoshi: Yes, I do. Syrup offered me to have one. I asked her about the time when to do it. But she didn't answer.
Orlando: What's the time again you said?
Yoshi: Today from 3pm to 6pm (NYC time).
Perhaps she will tell me in time when she wants to hold the debate.
I can't do anymore, I have to wait for her response.
Poser: Syrup said, you are hiring some gangs.
Yoshi: What? How did she know?
Orlando: You mean Syrup was right?!?
Yoshi: Of course she is! But it was planned to be a surprise...
Poser: What?
Yoshi: I talked with the gang leaders to change the gangs to the good side. They were bad guys, but with my diplomacy I could persuade them.
They are good persons now, and it should be a surprise for you, which I wanted to tell you when I got elected.
Poser: Oh...
Yoshi: Argh. Why did Syrup just have to follow me? She destroyed my surprise.
Orlando: I think she just wanted to help and prevent people from voting a bad guy.
Yoshi: Yes, that's probably true. But I'm NOT the bad guy. When will she trust me?
Poser: Hm... I think it's time to leave now.
Orlando: Leaving a sad Yoshi.
Poser: Well... bye.
Orlando: This was Yoshi News, live from Yoshi's Island! See you on Monday! Your Orlando and Poser!
