Things you should never do!!! 1. Never naw on your Crap! 2. Never lick a w00t-a-licious Cheese! 3. Never eat chartruce Spam! 4. Never look at a crappy Person! 5. Never touch a teal pig! 6. Never kick a damp corpse! 7. Never kiss a red Goomba! 8. Never flick a sheep! 9. Never make a ptttttttttttttt in front of a cat! 10. Never go out with a Lithuanian spider-eating turtle |