Alien: Hey, dood, I want a room, but I can't sell you my soul. I sold it long ago, for a nickel. Pretty good deal, huh? And here's all the money that I own in the whole wide world. (Places $0.50 on the counter.) That is absolutely all the money I have. And My mom will pay the extra penny.
IHSTS:Hey, you can't do that!
Alien:Yes I can. You see, you didn't specify about the penny. So, there is all the money I havr in the world, plus a penny.
IHSTS: You still have to buy furniture!
Alien

Holding out credit card) This should cover it. (Gets key and walks to room)
IHSTS: Hmmm...This credit card looks familiar...Hey, this is MY credit card!

Come back here, bandit!

I have shot the Sheiriff and I can shoot you too!

Darn...
