Weird guy standing over slain eyeball: Ha ha! Victory at last is mine Kholdstare!
Kholdstare: Not so fast (grabs guy's leg with retinal cord, Earthworm Jim style, and flips him on his back.)
Guy: What! 'oof'
KS: Ha ha! You forget Tomator, I am a huge floating eye! This Trenchcoat is only here for texture. I have no body, therefore all you did was put a hole in a perfectly good trenchcoat. And that is a crime no one can forgive.
Tomator: Curses!
KS: Yes, I've finally caught up with you after that lame murder attempt in The Lost Vikings III: The Working Title.
Tomator: Hey! My plan to abduct them and put them through mind numbing levels was brilliant! It wasn't my fault Valkerie kept reserecting them!
KS: Right, I was going to let you off with a warning, but after what you did to my trenchcoat...
Tomator: You'll never take me alive! (jumps up and runs)
KS: Figures, I guess they were right when they said everybody runs. |