Argh. Did you even watch the old cartoons? Bowser did such stupid things, even then. He drove a motorcycle off a cliff once. He stole an unstoppable robotic suit that would have never been defeated had he not accidentally blown himself out of it by pressing the big red button. He keeps changing his name based on what crazy 80s parody the show happens to turn into next. The only reason his plans worked at all is because while Bowser was an idiot, the Bros. weren't exactly geniuses themselves. |