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Sarai and Samiel · 07-08-2007, 02:40 AM

#6. Use titanic orbital lasers to carve the surface of the moon into a highly hypnotic pattern. Then, use social clout and manipulation of the various religions to incite everyone to look at the moon on the night of the full moon. At that time, have a fleet consisting of every ice cream truck on the planet (having previously purchased them all) run through every city spaced appropriately for complete blanket coverage of posthypnotic suggestions that all savings should be deposited in a dummy bank that you have set up. Using the dummy bank, funnel all the money together and use it to eliminate poverty and war. Offer to purchase the military ordnance no longer in use from all countries by bartering away the ice cream trucks and contents, as well as the components of the orbital lasers (dissassembled and refurbished into portable video game systems that generate hypnotic fields), and store said ordnance in Antarctica in a base carved out by said lasers prior to initiation of active plan. Wait until all are occupied playing their video games, and then have your army of robots pilot the weapons into all population centers, thereby ruling the world with a very large number of steel fists.

07-08-2007, 02:40 AM	#60
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